You Are A:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[X] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[X] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed
[X] Freak
[X] FLAMENET
[ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer/MSNetter
[X] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Brown Noser
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[X] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You started an off-topic thread
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[X] You don't know which group to post in
[X] You suck
[X] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Your username/sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
[X] You posted something totally
uninteresting
[X] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist s***
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[X] You advertised me something not available in the US
[ ] You junkmailed me
[ ] You sent an e-mail over 100K
[X] You wasted time/money
[X] I don't like your B.S.
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet
Internet account
[X] Slit your wrists and bleed on yourself
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Never use the Internet again
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[X] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[X] Give your computer to someone with a brain
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
[X] Bite me
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[X] I pity your dog
[X] Burn in hell
[X] I think your IQ must be 7
[X] Take your s*** somewhere else
[X] Learn to post or f*** off
[X] Do us all a favor and jump into some
industrial equipment
[X] See how far your tongue will fit into
the electric outlet
[X] All of the above
If You Feel Like Responding, Send E-mail to:
[X ] complaints@BiteMe.com
[X ] president@AOL.com
[X ] president@whitehouse.gov
[X ] jobs@losers-r-us.duh
Please note that this premade form was used because:
[ ] "So many losers.... So little time...."
[X] I have too much of a life to spend time on losers like you
[X] You don't deserve an actual reply
[X] You don't deserve pity
[X] You aren't worth the wear and tear on my keyboard
[X] I hope that even you can understand this form
[X] Just a quick and easy way to say "BiTe Me!"
[ ] Other:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[X] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[X] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed
[X] Freak
[X] FLAMENET
[ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer/MSNetter
[X] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Brown Noser
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[X] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You started an off-topic thread
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[X] You don't know which group to post in
[X] You suck
[X] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Your username/sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
[X] You posted something totally
uninteresting
[X] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist s***
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[X] You advertised me something not available in the US
[ ] You junkmailed me
[ ] You sent an e-mail over 100K
[X] You wasted time/money
[X] I don't like your B.S.
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet
Internet account
[X] Slit your wrists and bleed on yourself
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Never use the Internet again
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[X] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[X] Give your computer to someone with a brain
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
[X] Bite me
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[X] I pity your dog
[X] Burn in hell
[X] I think your IQ must be 7
[X] Take your s*** somewhere else
[X] Learn to post or f*** off
[X] Do us all a favor and jump into some
industrial equipment
[X] See how far your tongue will fit into
the electric outlet
[X] All of the above
If You Feel Like Responding, Send E-mail to:
[X ] complaints@BiteMe.com
[X ] president@AOL.com
[X ] president@whitehouse.gov
[X ] jobs@losers-r-us.duh
Please note that this premade form was used because:
[ ] "So many losers.... So little time...."
[X] I have too much of a life to spend time on losers like you
[X] You don't deserve an actual reply
[X] You don't deserve pity
[X] You aren't worth the wear and tear on my keyboard
[X] I hope that even you can understand this form
[X] Just a quick and easy way to say "BiTe Me!"
[ ] Other:
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