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    New things you learn from children

    Better known as the don't try this at home department

    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

    It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room

    When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late

    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it

    If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes

    A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep

    No matter how much Jello you put in a bath tub you still can't walk on water

    The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy

    It will however make cats dizzy

    Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    "Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." Ugh, I'm almost afraid to look up what horrible chemical that makes. Yummy, chlorine gas.
    Last edited by Jon P. Inghram; 15 May 2003, 07:05.

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    • #3
      a cieling fan might hold a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. however it does not hold a 150 pound wearing a batman outfit.

      p.s. pound puppy underwear: how old is that underwear, has it been passed from generation to generation cause i have not seen pound puppies in about 10 years

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      • #4
        hehe, these are probably circulated since before the net
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • #5
          A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
          A bit of an exaggeration, but still a Godawful mess.

          (voice of experience. )

          Kevin

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