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  • #31
    Who would stop him? He would have eliminated the suspicious parent angle, since he would legally be the "parent."

    btw, a sad case in point.. you know he indoctrinated Macaulay Culkin to be his gay lover way back... now look at how Culkin turned out (on the right.)



    Last edited by KvHagedorn; 20 November 2003, 23:39.

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    • #32
      There are tests, but I think they have to be done on the fetus, not the sperm.

      Also, did anybody else noticed the freakish 5'11" only <B>120 lbs</B>!?!
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      • #33
        Originally posted by KvHagedorn
        Here's a question for Dr Mordrid or others who might know.. can donor sperm be centrifuged or separated somehow to ensure a male child will be born? I think I remember reading somewhere that this was possible.
        It is possible using two methodologies. One is the centrifugal method you discribed and the other uses a flourescent dye and a laser to do the sorting.

        A guy at the U of M has even designed a silicon chip that can yse laminar flow to sort live from dead sperm. This method can increase the viability of sperm in a given sample from $45% to as high as 98%.

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        Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 21 November 2003, 00:46.
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        • #34
          I hear he attempted suicide: he was found in Long Beach harbour clinging to a buoy. (better heard than read)
          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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          • #35
            He's a perfect example of what plastic surgeons withouth ethics can produce
            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Technoid
              He's a perfect example of what plastic surgeons withouth ethics can produce
              Yeah! But they're a lot richer, now. By the time he gets out of clink, he'll be quite safe for the Californian youth: they'll run away from him screaming, "Mom, Frankenstein's monster is after me".

              As a youngster with the Jackson Five, he wasn't a bad-looking kid.

              BTW, our resident doctor, at the start of this thread, said:
              Regardles of what happens, he is disturbed...
              I surprised that a medical practitioner should have used such unprofessional language. The correct medical diagnosis is surely 'stark, staring, bonkers', isn't it?
              Last edited by Brian Ellis; 21 November 2003, 02:05.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Wombat
                Also, did anybody else noticed the freakish 5'11" only <B>120 lbs</B>!?!
                Well when I was 18 I weighed 146 at 6'2...now I'm about 200 lbs
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                • #38
                  Utterly nutters.

                  Even his claims of that bizarro skin disease don't account for the all-white kids (and if you've seen the videos they DO seem to be pretty caucasian). Not with the level of "blackness" inherent in his genes.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Wombat
                    There are tests, but I think they have to be done on the fetus, not the sperm.

                    Also, did anybody else noticed the freakish 5'11" only <B>120 lbs</B>!?!
                    Yeah, i noticed that. That's insane.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Brian Ellis
                      I hear he attempted suicide: he was found in Long Beach harbour clinging to a buoy. (better heard than read)
                      when?

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                      • #41
                        How did he go from THIS to THAT? Ugh. It's uncanny.
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                        • #42
                          Even that eariler pic was after several plastic surgeries. His natural face was very typical for his ethnicity with a broader nose and rounder face. Pity he couldn't accept his natural good looks.

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                          • #43
                            Anyone see a mock-up of what he would have looked like as an adult without any plastic surgury?

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                              Even that eariler pic was after several plastic surgeries. His natural face was very typical for his ethnicity with a broader nose and rounder face. Pity he couldn't accept his natural good looks.

                              Dr. Mordrid
                              Yup, but even though the left image has plastic surgery, it's still a far cry from the right.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Brian R.
                                Anyone see a mock-up of what he would have looked like as an adult without any plastic surgury?
                                Did they actually do one?

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