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    Here's an E-Mail I received today.

    What is this all about? They want money?

    Dear sir/ma,
    My name is Kazeem.I am a boy and Iam 19 years old.I would like to discuss my problem with you. when i visit the toilet i ,sometimes, see white fluid like sperm coming from my private organ.i have visited an hospital here in Nigeria and i went for two test ;urine mcs and urethral firal mcs test. i have tried several expensive drugs prescriped by the doctor , drugslike mist pot cit ,flogy, peflacine and the rest. i even saw your adress in one of the drugs' bag i have used and i believe you can &will help me.i want to you tell me how i am infected and the way out i mean the solution .Please help me .Thanks.

    Yours faithfuly,
    Kazeem.
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  • #2
    Re: Here's an E-Mail I received today.

    Originally posted by Brian R.
    i even saw your adress in one of the drugs' bag i have used
    Brian, the truth now, what have you infected the poor boy with ?
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • #3
      Too strange for words...

      I don't understand how he got rogers_b@yahoo.com from a drug bag, whatever that is

      Sounds like the guy Jack Nickleson was writing to in All About Schmidt
      Last edited by Brian R.; 12 December 2003, 09:19.

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      • #4
        Might be a way of trying to find people with medical knowledge to work for them through online medical counseling. Lots of money can be made through it, so lots of 'not so official' people get involved in this business.

        My guess is that if you give an explanation that's plausible and possibly correct, you might get another email in which they said this first email was a 'test' which you passed and they'll ask you to work for them.

        How they got your mail? Did you ever post it somewhere in 'medical' context? try to google for it and see what pops up.

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        • #5
          Scammers..

          Email him back telling him he's dying of a slow, incurable disease that will slowly and painfully eat away his genitalia, and that there's nothing that can be done about it.

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          • #6


            As far as the E-Mail address goes, I only use it for remote checking of my other e-mail addresses. Very seldom send one from Yahoo, and never to anyone I don't know.

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            • #7
              You of course know that now that you posted it here, you will be bombed with spam?

              AZ
              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                Scammers..

                Email him back telling him he's dying of a slow, incurable disease that will slowly and painfully eat away his genitalia, and that there's nothing that can be done about it.
                I second that
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • #9
                  Dear sir/mam,
                  My name is Darth.I am a boy and I'm really Friggn old. I would like to discuss my problem with you. I have SPAM coming out my Ears, Nose and Arse. From all these IDIOTS sending me this Friggn SPAM email crap...... SPAM -SPAM -SPAM -SPAM
                  "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by az
                    You of course know that now that you posted it here, you will be bombed with spam?

                    AZ
                    That's ok, I just select all and delete anyway. It is only for downloading from comcast.net and speakeasy.net mailboxes.

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                    • #11
                      How about if I tell him he has an incurable VD unique to goats and sheep?

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                      • #12
                        that works!
                        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                        I'm the least you could do
                        If only life were as easy as you
                        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                        If only life were as easy as you
                        I would still get screwed

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                          Scammers..

                          Email him back telling him he's dying of a slow, incurable disease that will slowly and painfully eat away his genitalia, and that there's nothing that can be done about it.
                          The funniest thing I have heard in a while!

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