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Gorilla humor
>A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
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>She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
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>He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
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>As they walked through the ape exhibit,
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>they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
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>Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
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>He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he
>grunted >
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>and pounded his chest with his free hand.
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>He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.
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>The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
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>He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering
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>her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got
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>even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the
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>husband suggested that she let one of her
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>straps fall to show a little more skin.
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>She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
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>"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
>This
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>drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
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>Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
>flung
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>her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
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>"Now. Tell him you have a headache."
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>She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
>
>He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
>
>As they walked through the ape exhibit,
>
>they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
>
>
>
>Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
>
>He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he
>grunted >
>
>and pounded his chest with his free hand.
>
>He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.
>
>
>
>The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
>
>He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering
>
>her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got
>
>even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the
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>husband suggested that she let one of her
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>straps fall to show a little more skin.
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>She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
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>"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
>This
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>drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
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>
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>Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
>flung
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>her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
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>"Now. Tell him you have a headache."
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