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Confucius Never Said:
CONFUCIUS NEVER SAID:
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
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Lady who go camping must beware of evil in-tent.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get
exhausted.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally … A lion not cheat on wife, but Tiger Wood.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil in-tent.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get
exhausted.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally … A lion not cheat on wife, but Tiger Wood.
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