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So I got an e-mail today. The title was "better than Viagara". This wows me in multiple ways. The first way that it wows me is that despite being a simple misspelling of the word Viagra, it made it past the Comcast spam filters. The second way is that I'm a sucker for Eddie Murphy jokes... "BETTER THAN MCDONALDS?" and the third way is that it makes me think of Niagara falls. It's a winning combination.
They had me at hello.
It's a SPECIAL PRODUCT. Just for me? GLEE! ... what's a "cialtis"?
No shit? Millions of happy customers can't be wrong!
It wasn't until this very moment that I realized that it's been several hours since I had the feeling of being a man. It might be several more before I feel it again. Or longer! I'd better stock up on this shit, just in case! Unless they mean the feeling of being WITH a man. The Engrish is kind of butchered. Oh NOES!!!1oine
I took a random poll of people. I called up five of my friends and relatives, and asked if they were talking about Cialtis. They ALL said "well, I am NOW". NO KIDDING! My statistically imperfect poll indicates that this e-mail is TRUE! EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT CIALTIS! And God only knows I need treatment for my importance!
Again, images of waterfalls and erections cloud my mind. Wait, did they say "acts up... up to 36 hours"? Uh-oh.
Not only that, but if it's anything like the LAST pill I dissolved half of under my tongue, it'll be a WILD AND CRAZY TIME, if you know what I mean! Ooh! COLORS! AND ERECTIONS! Or erect ones. Or something.
Skipping right past the "sidebacks" comment, I note that you can DRIVE WITH THEM! (Your erections, I presume!) HOT DAMN - PREHENSILE BONERS! And you can mix alcoholic drinks with them. Now here, I'm not sure if they mean the pills or the erections. No matter, I'll do BOTH!
All excellent and trust-inspiring!
Hot damn - do you think Julie will be impressed?
Should I click?
I dunno. They promise that my woman will be impressed. Presumably with the erections or the mixed alcoholic beverages, or perhaps the prehensile penis automobile stunts. Should I order some?
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I dunno. They promise that my woman will be impressed. Presumably with the erections or the mixed alcoholic beverages, or perhaps the prehensile penis automobile stunts. Should I order some?
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