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"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
Camille Paglia
(04/02/1947 – )
US writer
"Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories."
John Wilmot
(04/01/1647 – 07/26/1680)
UK writer
"Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied."
Otto von Bismarck
(04/01/1815 – 07/30/1898)
Chancellor German Empire
"There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth."
Agnes Repplier
(04/01/1858 – 12/15/1950)
US writer
"Between pictures, there is no Lon Chaney."
Lon Chaney
(04/01/1883 – 08/26/1930)
US actor
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
Abraham Maslow
(04/01/1908 – 06/08/1970)
US psychologist
"Actors who have tried to play Churchill and MacArthur have failed abysmally because each of those men was a great actor playing himself."
William Manchester
(04/01/1922 – 06/01/2004)
US historian
"Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco."
Emile Zola
(04/02/1840 – 09/28/1902)
French writer
"If brains were lard, Jethro couldn't grease a pan."
Buddy Ebsen
(04/02/1908 – 07/06/2003)
US dancer, actor, speaking of a character in "Beverly Hillbillies"
"Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts."
Serge Gainsbourg
(04/02/1928 – 03/02/1991)
French singer
"Deserve your dream."
Octavio Paz
(03/31/1914 – 04/20/1998)
Mexican writer
"Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor."
John Ciardi
(06/24/1916 – 03/30/1986)
US writer
"Art is the unceasing effort to compete with the beauty of flowers—and never succeeding."
Marc Chagall
(07/07/1887 – 03/29/1985)
French painter
"I think half of this belongs to a horse somewhere out in the valley."
Lee Marvin
(02/19/1924 – 08/29/1987)
US actor, on his Oscar for "Cat Ballou"
Camille Paglia
(04/02/1947 – )
US writer
"Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories."
John Wilmot
(04/01/1647 – 07/26/1680)
UK writer
"Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied."
Otto von Bismarck
(04/01/1815 – 07/30/1898)
Chancellor German Empire
"There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth."
Agnes Repplier
(04/01/1858 – 12/15/1950)
US writer
"Between pictures, there is no Lon Chaney."
Lon Chaney
(04/01/1883 – 08/26/1930)
US actor
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
Abraham Maslow
(04/01/1908 – 06/08/1970)
US psychologist
"Actors who have tried to play Churchill and MacArthur have failed abysmally because each of those men was a great actor playing himself."
William Manchester
(04/01/1922 – 06/01/2004)
US historian
"Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco."
Emile Zola
(04/02/1840 – 09/28/1902)
French writer
"If brains were lard, Jethro couldn't grease a pan."
Buddy Ebsen
(04/02/1908 – 07/06/2003)
US dancer, actor, speaking of a character in "Beverly Hillbillies"
"Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts."
Serge Gainsbourg
(04/02/1928 – 03/02/1991)
French singer
"Deserve your dream."
Octavio Paz
(03/31/1914 – 04/20/1998)
Mexican writer
"Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor."
John Ciardi
(06/24/1916 – 03/30/1986)
US writer
"Art is the unceasing effort to compete with the beauty of flowers—and never succeeding."
Marc Chagall
(07/07/1887 – 03/29/1985)
French painter
"I think half of this belongs to a horse somewhere out in the valley."
Lee Marvin
(02/19/1924 – 08/29/1987)
US actor, on his Oscar for "Cat Ballou"