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Paddy in ER
Paddy was working at the factory in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He dashed straight to the hospital and into the emergency room.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, "Lets be avin' da fingers and oi'll see what oi can do."
Paddy said, "Oi haven't got da fingers."
"Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009 man, we's got microsurgery and all kinds of tings now, I coulda put dem back on and made you like new. Why didn't ya bring da fingers?"
"How da fook was oi supposed to pick dem up?"
He dashed straight to the hospital and into the emergency room.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, "Lets be avin' da fingers and oi'll see what oi can do."
Paddy said, "Oi haven't got da fingers."
"Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009 man, we's got microsurgery and all kinds of tings now, I coulda put dem back on and made you like new. Why didn't ya bring da fingers?"
"How da fook was oi supposed to pick dem up?"