Bullfighter - The BS detection program

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  • Jammrock
    The Berserker
    • Aug 1999
    • 8661
    #1

    Bullfighter - The BS detection program

    I saw this on TechTV last night. It's a plug-in that will scan your business documents and replace stupid, overused, BS business jargon and replace it with proper grammar:

    http://www.techtv.com/screensavers/downloadoftheday/story/0,24330,3461426,00.html


    I laughed so hard I nearly cried when I saw it.

    Jammrock
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett
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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592
      #2
      Whoever came up with this idea deserves a Nobel Prize

      Dr. Mordrid
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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        • GNEP
          Super MURCer
          • Feb 2002
          • 5241
          #3
          Although somehow I think that some of the people around the company I work for could break it through overload
          DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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            • gt40
              This space for rent
              • Sep 1999
              • 3973
              #4
              Hehe
              Is there one available to do the opposite??
              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                • The PIT
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 11901
                  #5
                  Shame you can't apply directly to the garbage spoken at meetings. The meeting room would be abandoned within minutes due to the big pile of pooh on the table.
                  Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                  Weather nut and sad git.

                  My Weather Page

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                    • Kooldino
                      Super MURCer
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 3026
                      #6
                      can anyone post a "before" and "after" paragraph or two?

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