Top 10 uses for the word "Zune"

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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    Top 10 uses for the word "Zune"

    10. Yo, don't zune that spliff, man. Pass it arrrround.

    9. That’s when I told my boss to go zune himself.

    8. No matter how much cream I apply, my zunes just won’t go away.

    7. It’s not the way the suit is cut—it’s the way the fabric zunes against my skin.

    6. Listen, pal, in a few keystrokes I could zune your credit history to the point where you couldn’t buy a sandwich.

    5. I tried to hit that 780-twist off the halfpipe, but I, like, totally zuned the landing.

    4. Uh-huh—that hot girl in the red dress over there? I zuned her.

    3. I said what? Well, you know, I was pretty zuned at the holiday office party.

    2. I think I just zuned in my mouth a little bit.

    1. I was trying to jump over that parking meter, but I zuned myself in the Wii.

    Dr. Mordrid
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    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
  • Jammrock
    The Berserker
    • Aug 1999
    • 8661

    #2
    1. I was trying to jump over that parking meter, but I zuned myself in the Wii.

    ROFLcopter!
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      Huh? I've never heard of the word zune before.
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • ND66
        Super MURCer
        • Jan 2006
        • 2001

        #4
        LOL!


        .
        Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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        • Kooldino
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 2002
          • 3026

          #5
          Originally posted by ZokesPro View Post
          Huh? I've never heard of the word zune before.
          Zune is the new Microsoft MP3 player

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          • ZokesPro
            Serial Murcerer
            • Sep 2000
            • 8325

            #6
            Originally posted by Kooldino View Post
            Zune is the new Microsoft MP3 player
            *slaps forehead* Ok... well that doesn't make it any funnier to me either way, oh well.
            Titanium is the new bling!
            (you heard from me first!)

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            • Jessterw
              Style Master, Rtd.
              • Jul 2002
              • 4265

              #7
              LOL

              Thankfully there were no references to the brown zune in there
              “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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              • Kooldino
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 2002
                • 3026

                #8
                Originally posted by ZokesPro View Post
                *slaps forehead* Ok... well that doesn't make it any funnier to me either way, oh well.
                yeah, seems pretty unfunny to me too.

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