A Word of Warning about Burglars

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  • Brian R.
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 3874
    #1

    A Word of Warning about Burglars

    A friend of mine and his wife were on vacation in one of the virgin islands (I forget, they all sound alike to me). Anyway, after they were there for a couple of day, someone broke into their hotel room and stole all their money, and other assorted valubles. They thought it was fortunate the burglar didn't steal their camera (cheap) with their vacation photos. They developed the photos once they got back from the islands and found the a couple of photos of a big fat guy mugging for the camera with my friend's wallet. They had a couple of photos of him in my friends' wife's underwear. The last photo showed the fat burglar mooning the camera with my friends' wife's toothbrush stuck up his butt. End of story.

    [This message has been edited by Brian R. (edited 09 May 2000).]
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    • ALBPM
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 3868
      #2
      eYUKKKKK!!!!!!! I bet she doesn't brush her teeth anymore

      Paul
      "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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        • Brian R.
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 3874
          #3
          I think she bought a new toothbrush...

          I still have nightmares about the first time she used it after the break-in. I hope he didn't do both of their toothbrushes. They'll never know.

          [This message has been edited by Brian R. (edited 09 May 2000).]

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            • merchant2112
              MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 605
              #4
              oh my god, thats evil....
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              noel
              it's times like this that make me think of my fathers last words....

              Don't son that gun is loaded.

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                • The PIT
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 11901
                  #5
                  Strange this story seems to have done the rounds already.
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                    • Brian R.
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 3874
                      #6
                      Probably, I couldn't resist telling it again.

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