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  • Gurm
    MS Fanboy
    • Aug 1999
    • 11460

    #16
    You know what REALLY cracked me up?

    The protesters throwing eggs at the president's motorcade after the inauguration.

    Waving signs like "bring back Gore".

    It's OVER, people. Al Gore... well... LOST. The supreme court gave him the ultimate judicial bitch-slap. Now he, and all the rest of Clinton's cronies, are gone. THANK GOD.

    Will GWB be a good president? *shrug* Who knows. Will he be better than Billy-Boy? Ohhh yeah.

    And before someone starts in on the economy, let me point out that many leading financial analysts believe that it is the follow through of Reaganomics that put our economy back on track, not anything idiot-blowjob-boy did.

    - Gurm

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    • cjolley
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7672

      #17
      I thought it was funny.
      When Shrub's father left office his staff stripped the harddrives out of all the computers.
      chuck

      PS Gurm? You don't like blow-jobs? Poor thing.....
      Chuck
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      • Buuri
        MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 869

        #18
        Cost of 10 keyboards, $140.
        Cost of election party for the new president $300000000.

        Thundrchez, you sure got your focus on the real money pits.

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        • Buuri
          MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 869

          #19
          <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gurm:

          Will GWB be a good president? *shrug* Who knows. Will he be better than Billy-Boy? Ohhh yeah.
          </font>
          I just have to quote <A HREF="www.theonion.com">The Onion</A> on this one:
          "My fellow Americans," Bush said, "at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us."


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          • Claymonkey
            Super MURCer
            • Dec 2000
            • 1871

            #20
            I have to agree with Buuri. Clinton might have been lacking in personal morals, but he got the job done and he got them done well. Bush on the other hand has impressed very few people with his intellect, he might be just a figure head but I think a chimp in a suit would do a better job. I not siding republican or democratic here I just care that we have someone with some ability in the oval office

            [This message has been edited by dparadis (edited 24 January 2001).]
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            • Thundrchez
              MURCer
              • Nov 1999
              • 581

              #21
              Burri,

              Presidential candidates have to raise their own money for their campaigns. They don't just get freebie tax dollars. The US gov't didn't just decide to just write GWB a check for $30000000000 for his campaign. The Republican National Committee (not a gov't group, but just a bunch of republicans) sends out fundraising letters to people to raise this money, amongst other things.

              There is the issue of "federal matching dollars", which crudely is that the US gov't will give you matching $ for what you raise in your campaign if you get 5% of the vote. There are other requirements too, and oddly enough I think that GWB does NOT qualify for federal matching $.

              Also, whenever US citizens are sending in their tax forms, they have an option whether they want a portion of their tax dollars to go to the federal matching funds. A lot of people don't want to. That's why it has increased from $1 to $3 in the past 5 years or so.

              If GWB wants to spend $30000000000000 on his campaign, let him spend it. He should be able to do whatever he wants to with his money. He should manage it well in the eyes of his campaign contributors, though.

              But when they start destroying government (read taxpayer) property with their childish pranks, they should be held responsible who ever they are.

              Himself, not all keyboards have keycaps that can be simply plugged back in. Some do, but a lot of the newer ones these days don't. Rip the W off of your keyboard and see for yourself, but don't say I didn't warn you.

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              • paulcs
                Super MURCer
                • Jan 2000
                • 3098

                #22
                I still think the wiping and removal of hard drives and destruction of goverment records is worse than removing the W key from keyboards.

                Paul
                paulcs@flashcom.net

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                • Joel
                  Moderator
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 3747

                  #23
                  <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Bush on the other hand has impressed very few people with his intellect, he might be just a figure head but I think a chimp in a suit would do a better job.</font>
                  We all know that it will really be daddy running the show in the background. Hell GW will be running to daddy anytime he needs bailing out just like he did when he was pulled over for DUI.

                  Joel
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                  • Brian R.
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 3874

                    #24
                    Better that than coming up with his own ideas and executing them.

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                    • Buuri
                      MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 869

                      #25
                      <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thundrchez:
                      Buuri,

                      If GWB wants to spend $30000000000000 on his campaign, let him spend it
                      </font>
                      I didn't mean his campaign. Excuse my english, but I ment that "party" (not political ) they threw for him. You know the useless $300000000 festivities you Americans always have when ever there's a new president. That was like this or last week..

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                      [edit] hmm.. then again $300,000,000 can't be right.. maybe it was in FIM which would be ~$47,000,000..?

                      [This message has been edited by Buuri (edited 25 January 2001).]

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                      • impact
                        Super MURCer
                        • Dec 1999
                        • 1100

                        #26
                        Thrown eggs included?
                        Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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                        • Gurm
                          MS Fanboy
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 11460

                          #27
                          Thoughts:

                          1. Who is the most popular president in the last 50 years? JFK! Did JFK ever make a decision without his daddy's approval? NO! So don't start on Bush for that.

                          2. As for Clinton's "success", I honestly think that those things had NOTHING to do with his ability as president. Like I said, the economy works on the substantially longer-term. You can't "fix" it in 4 years. We're seeing the fallout of the late 80's right now. We won't know how Clinton's policies are working until 2005 at least, and if the past few months are any indicator... HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS!

                          3. Yeah, I like blow-jobs as much as the next guy. But not from chubby, moustachioed, beret-wearing UGH-ly girls.

                          - Gurm

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                          Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.
                          The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                          I'm the least you could do
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                          If only life were as easy as you
                          I would still get screwed

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                          • impact
                            Super MURCer
                            • Dec 1999
                            • 1100

                            #28
                            Bush is in some ways and tendencies slightly medieval (ie. abortions are evil...) whereas Gore at least knows something about ecology (he wrote a book about Earth I think) and helped to widespread the internet (as the Bushpeople [those who support Bush, not those who live in bushes] like to quote "he invented internet").
                            Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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                            • cjolley
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 7672

                              #29
                              Gurm? There's a guy next to you when you get blow-jobs?
                              I don't want to know
                              chuck
                              Chuck
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                              • paulcs
                                Super MURCer
                                • Jan 2000
                                • 3098

                                #30
                                Have a banana.

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