I wipe them on my ex's windshield =P
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What a waste of boogers!
I scoop my poop from the toilet to smear on my ex's winshield.Comment
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Now THAT's an idea =)
I have just been taking a dump right in her seat =)
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OK, this is getting out of control people! Besides, if your gonna get back at someone with poop, you might as well poop on there head when they are sleeping. Right on there forehead. Try not to get it in there eyes though.
DaveLadies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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Then I would be taking a dump on my seat
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....tend to sound funny when someone calls me and I answer on the cordless phone.
JakeWho is General Failiure and why is he reading my drive?
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Personally i try to get it over with as quickly as possible!
The house we're renting has no heating in the toilet
The toilet has three outside walls and is poorly ventilated...
So its cold and damp...nice
still it could be worse...outhouses
(nice!)
The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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Paddy, so why don´t you use a portable heater?Comment
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Eeesshhhhhhhh!!!!
I think I'll have to skip my dinner tonight, or this thread will have another addition: BARF!!
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Yeah right, Alec. Then Paddy farts and his professor can scrape his stool-samples off the ceiling
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Imagine having a fluid crap and the fire alarm goes off and you can't stop!Comment
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Alec, It would be a complete waste!
We tried that, but it gets cold the moment you turn off the heater.
not much point really....The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing EnglandComment
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ROTFL at the PIT! Nice one dood!
Dimitri"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: His eyes are closed"
--- Albert Einstein
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I can't believe that this thread has sunken into the gutter like this.Comment
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Wouldn't it have ended under there, Ant?
I think this thread's ended in the sewer
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