US President - who cares, he is a dead man

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  • Thundrchez
    MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 581

    #1

    US President - who cares, he is a dead man

    Lest we forget, the US Presidents who get elected in a year ending with "0" are under a curse. They will die in office. The only recent exception to this rule was Reagan, who survived being shot in an assassination attempt.

    1840 William H Harrison
    1860 Abraham Lincoln
    1880 James Garfield
    1900 William McKinley
    1920 Warren Harding
    1940 Franklin D Roosevelt
    1960 John F Kennedy
    1980 Ronald Reagan

    These guys all died in office as US President, except for Reagan. Once they sort out who is going to be the elected sucker for 2000, we'll know which name to add to this list.
  • Gurm
    MS Fanboy
    • Aug 1999
    • 11460

    #2
    Ooh ooh! In that case, lemme change my vote to Gore! I'd be doing the world a favor!

    Oops, did I say that out loud? I hope the NSA isn't listening.

    - Gurm

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    • Hugh G Recshun
      mini MURCer
      • Oct 1999
      • 58

      #3
      I demand a REVOTE! I really meant to vote for Gore!

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      • ayoub_ibrahim
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 1999
        • 2445

        #4
        I'm not superstitious but I'm off now to the bookies to make a bet, armed with that info!!

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        • Vlip
          MURCer
          • Dec 1999
          • 193

          #5
          And the winner is...



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          • Chris B
            MURCer
            • Mar 2000
            • 422

            #6
            eeeewwww scary!

            but the topic of this thread is just about how i feel by now..... who cares!!!!!

            every damn day we hear that now they will count these and these votes and now they won´t. Can´t you just flip for it or something?
            If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

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            • Jammrock
              The Berserker
              • Aug 1999
              • 8661

              #7
              The FULL legend behind that is an old Native American/Indian curse. I don't remember all the details, but some medicine man from a tribe that was being hunted down by the US government (aren't we nice people) cursed the presidency. As legend goes he said that every twenty years (year ends in a zero) the president would die as vengence for what they did to the Indians.

              Pretty cool, eh?

              On the uncool side...if you want to see holocaust, look at the numbers of Native American tribes and peoples wiped out by Europeans. Starting with the Spanish through US history. Quite disturbing.

              Jammrock
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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              • dZeus
                Moderator
                • Aug 2000
                • 4622

                #8
                please, no supersticion (SP?)!

                How many US presidents have been murdered in a percentage of all the presidents?

                Is that percentage near the 10% ?

                ok ok, I admit that logic is flawed. But I am willing to take a bet on that George W. Bush (well,it's 99,9999% certain he will be the next president by now), will not be murdered while he is president of the United States.

                [This message has been edited by dZeus (edited 13 December 2000).]

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                • paulcs
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jan 2000
                  • 3098

                  #9
                  Half of the Presidents Thundrchez listed were not assassinated. I believe Harrison, Harding, and Roosevelt died of natural causes while in office. Reagan, of course, is still alive.

                  Paul
                  paulcs@flashcom.net

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                  • Gurm
                    MS Fanboy
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 11460

                    #10
                    although one could argue, based on Descartes' axiom "I think, therefore I am" that since Reagan had long since ceased to realize he was alive by the time he left office, he therefore was not. QED.

                    - Gurm

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                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I would still get screwed

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                    • Dyre
                      MURCer
                      • Oct 1999
                      • 520

                      #11
                      Reagan falls under the 'attempted assasination' category. He ALMOST died...

                      You foget, if Gore WHERE pres and DID die, we be stuck with that moron Liberman..

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                      • Thundrchez
                        MURCer
                        • Nov 1999
                        • 581

                        #12
                        Is this the first attempt at taking out the new prez? What a luser.

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                        • impact
                          Super MURCer
                          • Dec 1999
                          • 1100

                          #13
                          Should've used a larger calibre gun. (preferably mounted on Abrams :0) )
                          Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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