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  • villerk
    MURCer
    • Mar 2001
    • 159

    #1

    If you ask a question...

    If a woodchuck could chuck wood what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
    Hey, maybe you and I could... you know... [SLAP] Agh!
  • VJ
    Moderator
    • Mar 2001
    • 9733

    #2
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    • Kruzin
      Jeepin' to the grave
      • Aug 1999
      • 6527

      #3
      A woodchuck can chuck as much wood as Peter Piper picks pickled peppers.
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      • Ovi
        MURCer
        • Mar 2000
        • 321

        #4
        The sick sixth sheikh's sixth sheep's sick!

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        • Liquid Snake
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 2216

          #5
          Well, we already know that woodchucks can chuck wood, so we don't need the "If a woodchuck.." part. So it can chuck wood. Now you want to know how much wood it can chuck. Well I guess it depends on the woodchuck. Maybe some are better at chucking wood than other woodchucks.

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          • Sisyfos
            MURCer
            • May 2000
            • 970

            #6
            The sicksixshiksixshipshhprff...
            LOL
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            • Gurm
              MS Fanboy
              • Aug 1999
              • 11460

              #7
              Someone asked the Forum 2000 this question.

              (For those of you who have never been, go check out http://www.forum2000.org 'cuz it's HILARIOUS!)

              Their aggregate answer was:

              "A good woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it should."

              But there were some interesting answers along the way.

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              • cjolley
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 7672

                #8
                Chuck's "wood" is none of your business!
                chuck
                Chuck
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                • DentyCracker
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jan 2000
                  • 2023

                  #9
                  ROTFLMAO
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                  • ALBPM
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 3868

                    #10
                    The sick sixth sheikh's sixth sheep would not be sick if the sheikh would leave his sheep alone....LOL

                    The sixth sheikh wouldn't be sick either.....

                    Six sheep in one night!!!!!! Must be a new record.....EWE!!!!!...I mean EWWWWWWWW!!!!!

                    This is starting to sound like a Mid-East Red-Neck Joke.

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                    • Liquid Snake
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 2216

                      #11
                      DUDLMAOPMP!!

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                      • villerk
                        MURCer
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 159

                        #12
                        There's a pretty neat conversation in Monkey Island II conserning this matter.

                        "A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since it can't chuck wood."

                        "But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood what amount wood would a woodchuck chukc?"

                        "If a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"

                        "A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck can chuck wood and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."

                        [Looks a little embarrassed] I can't remember that last part correctly, it's actually much longer than this.
                        Hey, maybe you and I could... you know... [SLAP] Agh!

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                        • Technoid
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 7645

                          #13
                          If you ask a question...
                          Then be Ready for the answer
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                          • SteveC
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 3540

                            #14
                            Is this a question?

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                            • impact
                              Super MURCer
                              • Dec 1999
                              • 1100

                              #15
                              Is this a trick question?
                              Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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