The "Official Moron Test."!

[Guru]

Found this in another forum!

This is the "Official Moron Test."
It's based upon typical graduation requirements at "The University of Hard Knocks"

It separates the dumb people from the really dumb people. Answer the following 13 questions.

DON'T CHEAT!!!

When you are done, count the number correct and see how you compare to others.
OK, here we go......

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

11. A butcher in the market is 5'-10" tall. What does he weigh?

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

**** NO CHEATING ****

I'll post the answers tomorrow.

[Greebe]

Sure you can handle that?

[Guru]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Greebe:
Sure you can handle that?</font>

Hehe

[Greebe]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">DON'T CHEAT!!!</font>

[fds]

346.

I added zero for all the questions which I couldn't answer or which werern't numeric.

[Guru]

I got 10 right when I took the test!

BTW what the hell is an inning?

[Rags]

1. yes
2. 1
3. all of them
4. 6
5. he can't because he's dead
6. 70
7. 2
8. until they are gone (1hour)
9. 9
10. 0 ( )
11. Meat
12. 12
13. George W. Bush


Rags

EDIT because I left some ?'s out



[This message has been edited by Rags (edited 09 June 2001).]

[Wulfman]

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mfg
wulfman

[This message has been edited by Wulfman (edited 09 June 2001).]

[Jorden]

1. yes
2. 1
3. 12
4. Baseball? 6, Cricket? I haven't got a clue.
5. No, cause he's dead.
6. 70
7. 2
8. 1 hour
9. 9
10. 1
11. meat
12. 12
13. Mr. President
Although which President are we talking about, the American or of any of the other countries with a President?

Jord.

[Guru]

The test is done in the US!

BTW (again) what the **** is an inning?

[Sisyfos]

1. yes
2. 1
3. 12
4. 6
5. it would be morbid
6. 70
7. 2
8. 1h
9. 9
10. none
11. meat
12. 12
13. Bush

[Guru]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH HHHH! Is inning some kind of anti Guru stuff couse everyone els but me seams to know what it is!

[Rags]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Guru:
The test is done in the US!

BTW (again) what the **** is an inning?</font>

In baseball, there are nine periods/sessions/(Baseball calls them innings)

Rags

[Jorden]

Matt, I liked your original answer to 11

Jord.

[Rags]

Yeah, yeah. That's what happens when you have several things going on at once. It's fixed

Rags