...so he answers "Chihuahuas don't speak Italian!" and continues humping the Fajitas to add that "special" taste that Jorden likes... 
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But all our hero's fingers and toes fall off for no apparent reason! Just as our hero begins crying, a mighty...Comment
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.. so he says, just what I need! Now that I have no fingers or toes, life is not worth living! So he hops on a spaceship bound for Z'Ha'Dum. To his utter disappointment, though, the spaceship is hijacked by..Comment
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the Hamburgler and Mayor McCheese....screaming that Ronald MacDonald has overshadowed them into almost non-existance. Feeling sympathy for the fallen stars,and ignoring his own pain,that moment our hero says....Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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Thank God this was all a DREAM! As he awakens in a one room flat n the city of Baltimore, he notices he has lost his...Comment
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...gold watch, gold teeth and 20-20 eyevision. Where could he have put them? Maybe in...Jordâ„¢Comment
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...God! I wish I knew for certain that I'm going to stay male for the next 5 minutes! Out of the blue, riding past on horseback, comes a knight in shining armour - Haig's back! The sexy neighbour is overcome by this sight and faints, Haig then...
<FONT COLOR="888888">A bloody typo! Come on!</FONT>
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...gives SteveC the same dictionary as he's given Space7 and points for how to spell "night' right (with a k in front), and rides on towards...Jordâ„¢Comment
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It is not right that in the ancian english a word starting with a N spelling got k before.My concern is with growth. You must grow to become one, to become whole, to become sane. I am not going to force sanity upon you. Rather, I am going to bring out your insanity. When it is pulled out completely, throw into the wind, sanity will happen to you, you will grow. You will be transformated. That is the meaning of meditation
Osho
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I will try to use a dictionary when I can't
(Corrected by Robert&Collins dictionary)
Credit Card numbers Visa expiration date 2005 N:5125 1548 6548 please dont steelComment
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the fallout shelter with his STAR WARS ...collection of figurines, and the complete X-files video collection. Shaken that it might have only been a dream our hero decides to grab a bite to eat from the cupboards before anything else happens. He pours a bowl of bran flakes, and devours it completely. Next a quick shower is taken to freshen up. Heading out from the apartment his sexy neighbor is seen. Involved in a moment of lust our hero says.........Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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... a confused-looking Space7, who says:
"English having? No, but goin fun happe!"
Our hero, thus distracted, fails to notice the sexy neighbor get up and use her sex-mogrifier ray on him, thus changing not only his sex but appearance, making him into...The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!
I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
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.....a giant lump of bread pudding. As our hero sits? and jiggles, thoughts of wipped cream and marichino cherries fill his head unaware that the sexy neighbor is sampling him....as she pokes and prods him with a spoon (with a big bowl beside her) she notices the chocolate bits and falls completely in love. She dives in to the huge lump in the hallway and thinks to herself.....Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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...It's better than Thanksgiving Day !! Could every day be like this !! Better yet than Sinterklaas or Christmas !! Oh My God, I want to indulge myself into this and lick every....Jordâ„¢Comment
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...quivering inch!!!!
But just as she opens wide to fill her mouth and take a HUGE <u>bite</u>.....Comment
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