So, now we are left with an extra crispy squirell. As the body slowly crumbles into a ashy mess (dirtying up the new rug by the way) the spirit of the squirell vows revenge on the nasty god that decided to toast it nice and proper right then and there. After a few decades in purgatory our squirell buddy is released and he re-incarnate's as......
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.. and blast it's way through the star shower of the mighty Leonides in a futile attempt to...
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But he stalls his three-wheeled robin-reliant space-cruiser and can't start it again. Drifting out into deep space, he comes across a very large, very soft and very green....Comment
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... Matrox G400 Max warehouse. Oh no! Now it understands where all those Maxes have gone! In the mean time our hero silently...year2000:Athlon500/MSI6167/256M/10GIBM/6GSamsung/18GSCSI IBM/CL2xDVD/RR-G/HPPSPrinter/G400DH32M/DeltaDC995/MX300/ADSPyro1394/AHA2940UW/3comXL100Comment
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...wipes her feet off with an old news-paper, when her eyes fall upon a story that says...Jordâ„¢Comment
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Then all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, our hero (I assume a she now?) starts to giggle uncontrollably. Just as a dark blue mist begins to fill the air. Overhead, she hears a...Comment
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... screach of a car trying to brake and with a wry smile he/she shouts to the empty night: "Why me! Why can't I just have a nice bubble bath in my mo-tub, with my beloved Jor-Den from Krypton I, and just watch the world go by." And yet the car...
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the Fizzymobile loaded with partying, naked, Phz (her evening gown tied to the mast antenna) and company all enjoying their Tompson Twins blaring thru the sky with nothing nearby except a.....
[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 17 November 1999).]Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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...lone figure writing it all down and making it in MURC-y-Waves 3. As this lone ranger turns around he sees a billboard saying...
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"Buy your caramel and pear filled minature solar systems here!"
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...hamburger restaurant Whimpies....Jordâ„¢Comment
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...realising she's hungry, our hero decides to stop by Wimpy's for a bite to eat. But as she enters, guess who is sitting by the door?...Comment
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...it's that $%^!&*!#&*#! laming whiner TYLAU. Should s/he enter or (besides getting a sexchange again!!
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....is what is heard from behind our hero...at this point Tylau runs off like the lame-ass little twit he is. Fortunately there are friendly faces inside, and the weary traveller sits and orders a.......
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