Put her in a steam bath or Sauna and you have yourself a gorilla in the mist. 
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mainframe I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week!According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
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ohhhhh you know I love you man...
EvEeRy OnE hAs ThE rIgHt To Be StUpId, BuT tHiS iS aBuSiNg ThE pRiViLeGe...Comment
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I was doin your fat momma.
She's so loose that I fell in...
While wandering around I came across another guy in there.
I said... wanna help me find a way out.
He said... sure but if we find my car keys we can drive out.
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AMD X2 7750, 4GB, 1x1TB 2x500, 1x22 DVD-RW, 1x8500GT, 22" Acer, OS X 10.5.8
Acer 6930G, T6400, 4GB, 500GB, 16", Vista Premium
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This whole thread is going into the MURC Master Quotes.....LOL
Pauly"Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"Comment
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But Pauly, there is no one saying boot
Almost looks like you were bribed by Swampy for more..
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We will miss you mainframe.... NOT!
You are as useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse!
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...Comment
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No comments from the peanut gallery please.
Now go back in your oysterhut and be usefull.
SwAmPy
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Swampy that has to be the nicest thing I have ever seen you write about that half of the dynamic dingbats
Casey
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You mean laurel and hardy don't you?
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Yeah, those are the ones
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According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...Comment
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Secondary sweep for inteligent life......
None found
Well...
You crazy bastards won the bet!If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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Hey !!! they pulled Guru's momma's picture off... server full or something.
I'm the 2,255,112th one to go **** myself since 3/22/97 ?!
**** you Guru
Nah, better, stick a trout down your ass and go fishing naked for whale
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Pull your lip over your head and swallow.
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