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  • cjolley
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7672

    #1

    Man! Those Brits have all the fun.


    chuck
    Chuck
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  • SteveC
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 3540

    #2


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    • ayoub_ibrahim
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 2445

      #3
      80 percent of women faked their climax during intercourse
      cjolley, is the percentage higher on your side of the pond??

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      • az
        Moderator
        • Feb 2001
        • 9336

        #4
        80! That's... much! Quite sad, actually...

        AZ
        There's an Opera in my macbook.

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        • cjolley
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7672

          #5
          <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ayoub_ibrahim:
          80 percent of women faked their climax during intercourse
          cjolley, is the percentage higher on your side of the pond??
          </font>
          I don't know what the percentage is, I haven't gotten around to all of them yet.
          chuck


          Chuck
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          • paulcs
            Super MURCer
            • Jan 2000
            • 3098

            #6
            <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ayoub_ibrahim:
            80 percent of women faked their climax during intercourse
            cjolley, is the percentage higher on your side of the pond??

            </font>
            We don't care.

            Paul
            paulcs@speakeasy.net

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            • Gurm
              MS Fanboy
              • Aug 1999
              • 11460

              #7
              Our number is lower, but only by a little. Recent polls show that 50% of American women (at least) are unable to achieve orgasm during sex. I'm guessing at least another 25% don't get one REGULARLY during sex.

              And since virtually every woman sounds like she has one, I'm guessing that 75% of women fake it at least some of the time, with 2/3 of them faking it ALL the time.

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              • az
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                • Feb 2001
                • 9336

                #8
                <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gurm:
                Recent polls show that 50% of American women (at least) are unable to achieve orgasm during sex.</font>
                Isn't it more that their man are unable to satisfy them sexually? I bet most of those women would indeed be able to achieve an orgasm, if their sex was just done right

                AZ
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                • Liquid Snake
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 2216

                  #9
                  Sorry, I wouldn't know about such things

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                  • Gurm
                    MS Fanboy
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 11460

                    #10
                    az:

                    Hmm... probably, but they haven't found the right man yet? Or they're too inhibited. Whatever the reason...

                    Not that I've known any women like that.

                    - Gurm

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                    • az
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 9336

                      #11
                      Grum: If they simulated and they were good at it (And I think most women are good enough to fool most of the men all of the time ), how would you know?

                      How come we all think OUR girlfriends/wives don't fake, but all the others do?

                      And... I agree that probably they got the wrong man, but... if 80% of women fake orgasms, and they do it because of the wrong man... 80% of us can't satisfy women properly... sad, indeed - BUT: Since we know OUR girlfriend doesn't fake, it means, we belong to the 20% who are sex gods, and all those 80% of the women should be going out with us

                      AZ

                      P.S.: I only want my girl, and I know she doesn't fake
                      There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                      • Gurm
                        MS Fanboy
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 11460

                        #12
                        Well, you can CHECK to see if she's faking or not.

                        Uncontrolled vaginal flutters tend to be a strong indicator of an actual orgasm.

                        Sudden increase in lubrication - ditto.

                        Sudden uncontrolled full-body blush?

                        Then there are the fakable, but not particularly likely to be faked indicators like drawing blood with her fingernails or starting to cry from the intensity.

                        But hey, who knows - maybe all women have astonishing voluntary control of their endocrine systems.

                        - Gurm

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                        Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.
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                        If only life were as easy as you
                        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                        If only life were as easy as you
                        I would still get screwed

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                        • Wombat
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                          • Aug 2000
                          • 9498

                          #13
                          And there's one other that Gurm forgot:
                          When she says "Thank you!".
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                          • Maggi
                            Super MURCer
                            • Jan 2000
                            • 5057

                            #14
                            <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by az:
                            Grum: If they simulated and they were good at it (And I think most women are good enough to fool most of the men all of the time ), how would you know? </font>
                            if you ever had a girl coming while your in her, you'd know how to tell the difference ...

                            Sorry, AZ ... no pun intended, but there is a very noticable difference between a faked and a real one, where the latter is often just a start off for more to come (I wished I was a girl sometimes)



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                            • az
                              Moderator
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 9336

                              #15
                              Hmm... So either she does cheat on me all the time, none of the time, or I'm lacking sensitivity and don't notice the difference *lol

                              AZ
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