Proof that girls are evil

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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #1

    Proof that girls are evil

    First we state that girls require time and money.

    Girls = Time x Money

    And as we all know "Time is Money".

    Time = Money

    Therefore:

    Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

    And becouse "Money is the root of all Evil":

    Money = √Evil

    Therefore:

    Girls = (√Evil)²

    And we are forced to conclude that:

    Girls = Evil
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  • The PIT
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 11901

    #2
    Don't need math to work that out or perhaps I choose badly.
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    • ayoub_ibrahim
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 2445

      #3
      nah, that's too complicated for me to follow!

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      • Liquid Snake
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 2216

        #4
        Hehe I've seen this before! But it's invalid, because if girls = time and money, it should be time + money, not time x money!

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        • cerb
          MURCer
          • Sep 2000
          • 225

          #5
          I like that one, and the funny thing is my girlfriend found it the other day and posted it on a forum we both frequent.
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