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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645
    #16
    "That was a wery good question!
    Do you got any more good questions?"

    Swedish politician....

    "Did ya knaw, that a Mac is ten times as fast as any PC?"

    Customer anonymus 1


    "WinXP will double the battery time of any Notebook!
    As long as it suports ACPI!"

    Microsoft representative.


    "our latest Caviar Hardrives can automaticly repair bad sectors and headcrashes"

    WesternDigital representative.

    "My pointer is in the midle of the screen and my mouse is on the left side of the pad.
    and if I go any further, the mouse will fall of the pad"

    anonymouse
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • Dr Mordrid
        Moderator
        • Apr 2001
        • 26592
        #17
        Ohhh...GAWD....our species is doomed

        "I drank what?!"

        -Plato (as quoted by Chris Knight in Real Genius)

        Dr. Mordrid
        Dr. Mordrid
        ----------------------------
        An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

        I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • KRSESQ
            Super MURCer
            • Feb 2000
            • 3224
            #18
            What DID Plato drink???

            I know Socrates drank hemlock...

            Kevin

            ("Democracy is the worst form of government...except for all the others!"
            Mark Twain)

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              • Jammrock
                The Berserker
                • Aug 1999
                • 8661
                #19
                "Self realization...I was pondering the immortal words of Socretes who said...I drank what?"

                Jammrock
                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                  • KRSESQ
                    Super MURCer
                    • Feb 2000
                    • 3224
                    #20
                    "Those who respect the law and like sausage should never watch either one being made." Mark Twain

                    Kevin

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                      • Dr Mordrid
                        Moderator
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 26592
                        #21
                        Yes, I meant Socrates. At any rate, he should have asked for lemonaide

                        Dr. Mordrid
                        Dr. Mordrid
                        ----------------------------
                        An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                        I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                          • Wombat
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 2000
                            • 9498
                            #22
                            There's an old slavic proverb I really like. Even a long time ago, they were aware of the reuse of matter by the solar system.

                            "Be humble, for you are made of dung. Be noble, for you are made of stars."
                            Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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                              • Casey Jones
                                MURCer
                                • Oct 2000
                                • 131
                                #23
                                "...check out our new Millenium G550 graphics card, it's ahead of its time."
                                --->Dan Wood, Headhunter at Matrox

                                Casey

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                                  • Lizzard[MPE]
                                    Avatar Tease
                                    Moderator
                                    • Nov 2000
                                    • 3911
                                    #24
                                    "You don't have to tell everyone you know about everything you know about"- Lizzie
                                    www.lizziemorrison.com

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                                      • cbman
                                        Super MURCer
                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 1136
                                        #25
                                        The most relaxing/releasing feeling in the world is when you fart while peeing.

                                        Grandpa... LOL
                                        Last edited by cbman; 27 October 2001, 12:16.
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