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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #1

    MS suxs!

    If you are an employee of or in any way affiliated with any part of Microsoft, you must read the Anti-Microsoft Public Licence before you go on.
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...
  • Dilitante1
    Administrator
    • Aug 1999
    • 1829

    #2
    As heard in the halls of the Our Lady of the House of Matrox Church.........

    AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!





    Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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    • Gurm
      MS Fanboy
      • Aug 1999
      • 11460

      #3
      In order for this "licence" to be legal, it would be necessary to spell LICENSE correctly.

      Damn illiterate MS bashers. Learn to ****ing spell, huh?

      - Gurm
      The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

      I'm the least you could do
      If only life were as easy as you
      I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
      If only life were as easy as you
      I would still get screwed

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      • Ant
        Administrator
        • Aug 1999
        • 2375

        #4
        Excuse me but the correct English spelling of the word is LICENCE not LICENSE the entire world does not speak American you know!

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        • Jon P. Inghram
          Super MURCer
          • Oct 1999
          • 3878

          #5
          color, colour; armor, armour.

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          • Chris Blake
            MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 137

            #6
            LOL Ant

            Can I get that licence on Software Assurance?
            Chris Blake

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            • Ant
              Administrator
              • Aug 1999
              • 2375

              #7
              They should all speak proper like wot we does in Englund

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              • Lizzard[MPE]
                Avatar Tease
                Moderator
                • Nov 2000
                • 3911

                #8
                Gurm... you won the class spelling bee when you were like 9 years old didn't ya ?
                www.lizziemorrison.com

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                • Greebe
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 8555

                  #9
                  Jason, correcting or complaining about someones spelling is most anal, don't ya tink. Some peeps just don't get it... typically those that do the complaining. Aye Maynard?!
                  "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                  "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                  • Gurm
                    MS Fanboy
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 11460

                    #10
                    No no. I get it. But you can't bash effectively if the bashing is full of misspellings and poor grammar.

                    It's just funnier if you don't have to stumble over the words.

                    And I am AWARE that the British spelling is 'licence' - but this was obviously an attempt by a semi-illiterate Linux fan to be funny. It was mildly successful, except that I couldn't read it for the painful spelling and grammar errors.

                    - Gurm

                    P.S. Yes, I won the spelling bee... every year.
                    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                    I'm the least you could do
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I would still get screwed

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #11
                      sigh......

                      You'l end up with a heart condition with that kind of an attitude...
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • Pneumatic
                        MURCer
                        • Apr 2000
                        • 839

                        #12
                        I have just come to expect the occasional misplaced "u" or "o" from our UK friends.


                        By the way, when are you guys going to give up that goofy metric system

                        (The artist formerly known as Kindness!)

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                        • Greebe
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 8555

                          #13
                          One of my biggest pet peeves are little premadonna arrogant bitches with a DICK!
                          "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                          "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                          • Jorden
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 2000
                            • 5255

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kindness!
                            By the way, when are you guys going to give up that goofy metric system
                            Better to ask you that, Kindness!. Since most books by the 2 American authors I read, Tom Clancy and Clive Cussler have adopted the metric system and only log the original standard between parentheses.

                            And I buy the 1st press editions from America.

                            Jord.
                            Jordâ„¢

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                            • RedRed
                              Super MURCer
                              • May 2000
                              • 2423

                              #15
                              Half of nasa is now on Metric - unfortunately the other half isnt
                              see the last mars probe....

                              Rgards
                              RedRed
                              Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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