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  • Alec
    MURCer
    • Oct 1999
    • 960

    #1

    Recycle Bin....Laden

    This is a joke about Bin Laden that someone sent me by mail...I don´t like to play around with serious matters like this one, but the joke is kind of cool.


    Bin Laden, not feeling very confident about his immortality, goes up to a clairvoyant to know the time of his death.
    The clairvoyant closes his eyes, meditates for a little while and finds an answer:
    -You will die on an american holiday!
    -Which one??? - asks Bin Laden nervously.
    - It doesn´t matter - answers the clairvoyant - whichever day you die, it will always be an holiday in the United States.
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  • The PIT
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 11901

    #2
    lol
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    • ALBPM
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 3868

      #3
      Here's another......LOL



      And another fun link.



      Paul
      Last edited by ALBPM; 8 November 2001, 20:45.
      "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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      • Paddy
        Super MURCer
        • Mar 2000
        • 6067

        #4


        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • The PIT
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 11901

          #5
          I reckon they ought to release that Taliban record.

          LOL
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          • Wombat
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 2000
            • 9498

            #6
            I think ClearChannel is actually going to put out a CD of their Afghanistan parodies.
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            • The PIT
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 11901

              #7
              Hers another one.



              and another

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              • The PIT
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 11901

                #8
                Don't play any of these at work as it ain't politically correct.
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                • Gurm
                  MS Fanboy
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 11460

                  #9
                  **** Political Correctness.

                  - Gurm
                  The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

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                  • The PIT
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 11901

                    #10
                    When it's the management stood there scowling in ain't the right thing to do.
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                    • Gurm
                      MS Fanboy
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 11460

                      #11
                      If your management sympathizes with Bin Laden, you need to firebomb the office and quit, not necessarily in that order.

                      - Gurm
                      The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                      I'm the least you could do
                      If only life were as easy as you
                      I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                      If only life were as easy as you
                      I would still get screwed

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                      • The PIT
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 11901

                        #12
                        Political correctness is now beginning to come back again in this country. Not surprising since it's been stuffed down our throats for the last twenty plus years.
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                        • The PIT
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 11901

                          #13
                          Well me mum thinks they're funny anyway.
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