Bernard Shipman, Computer consultant, Web Designer, Spammer?

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  • RichL
    Restored Super MURCer
    • Apr 2003
    • 1348
    #1

    Bernard Shipman, Computer consultant, Web Designer, Spammer?

    This is a good one!

    And I used to think the people I met online with this sort of attitude were about 12 years old.

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    NB : Any opinions that may be inferred by the contents of this post are expressly the opnions of the author, not MatroxUsers or any of its staff / owners. Should Bernie's Legal Team wish to respond, they can contact my lawyers at -

    Bodgett & Leggit,
    999 Letsbe Avenue
    Lower Tadfield
    Atlantis
    H2S04.

    And I'm sure they're as real as his ones.
    Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.
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    • Snake-Eyes
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 1187
      #2
      If he wanted to get attention, he's certainly succeeded. Though I doubt it's helping his prospects whatsoever.

      (For the record, I despise unsolicited messages of that type)
      "..so much for subtlety.."

      System specs:
      Gainward Ti4600
      AMD Athlon XP2100+ (o.c. to 1845MHz)

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        • Technoid
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 7645
          #3
          Have you read his anotated resume?
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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            • RichL
              Restored Super MURCer
              • Apr 2003
              • 1348
              #4
              LOL!
              I hadnt read those before.
              Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.

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                • Wombat
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 2000
                  • 9498
                  #5
                  Bump!

                  This site is getting updated daily. Shifman keeps digging his hole.
                  Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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                    • ahartman
                      MURCer
                      • Nov 1999
                      • 506
                      #6
                      Maybe I'll swing by and offer him a 'job'. The address listed is about 4 blocks from where I live. Wonder if he still lives there...
                      PIII 550@605
                      IWill Motherboard VD133
                      VIA Chipset
                      512MB PC133 CAS2 Crucial
                      G400 DH 32MB (6.51 Drivers)
                      DirectX 8.0a
                      SB Live! Value
                      8x DVD (Toshiba)
                      6x4x24 CDRW (Sony)
                      Intel Pro/100+ NIC
                      3Com CMX Cable Modem
                      Optiquest V95 19"
                      HP 812C Color Ink Jet
                      Microtek flatbed scanner
                      Intellimouse Explorer
                      Surround Sound w/two subwoofers
                      AND WAY TOO MANY GAMES!!!

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                        • Technoid
                          Super MURCer
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 7645
                          #7
                          as what?
                          System destroyer?
                          First anual spammer?
                          Last edited by Technoid; 18 January 2002, 14:26.
                          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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