What ever happened to those ongoing story threads?

[Dogbert]

. . . wave its virtual hand and remove the virtual lettuce l...m....nVIDIA sticky logo ! Now where the hell did that come from !? In a big flash and a roaming MEAOOOOO the messenger of the n'th vidia appeared surrounded with virtual multi textured turds flashing with the artifacts of bad quality rendering !

"May the . . .

[Strahd]

...gods of sanity watch over you Dogbert because I didn't understand anything you just wrote....

But what's this, our story suddenly takes a turn for the worst and Timothy has a heart attack...

[Paddy]

Tim woke up to find himself covered in a sticky goo that reminded him of...

[Fat Tone]

blown capacitors on Abit motherboards.

[Paddy]

Tim wondered who could be practising sexual acts on computer hardware when in walked...

[Technoid]

A CyberdyneSystems Model 101 Terminator. It aimed at Timothy and said "I'm Back" and shot him!...

[Wombat]

But Timmy was really a T-1000, and as the bullet passed through his liquid body, he was unaffected. The heart attack was a feint. Now he was going to get even. Now, he was going to....

[Guru]

masturbate....

[Paddy]

(groan)

[Tempest]

...and so he did. Days, months and years flew by, empires rose and fell, old and weaker species gave way to new stronger ones. Land turned into sea, sea into land, but Timmy the liquid cyborg masturbated, unaffected by the mortality of the world around him. Until one day...

[Wombat]

He killed Guru for overusing licentious plot devices. After sending everyone scrambling for the dictionary, Timmy...

[Lizzard[MPE]]

...realized everyone left earth without him...

[Parhelia Pro256]

was finally back on his way to school.

[Lizzard[MPE]]

(hahah omg nice avatar..)

[Parhelia Pro256]

I have it blown up on my wall now (re-rendered with displ...err, never mind)