I Feel So D**ned Old!!!

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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    I Feel So D**ned Old!!!

    Once wasn't enough. No...my family is bound-and-determined to make me feel like Methusela....again.

    The Dr. is going to be a grandfather again

    First my daughter Sabrina did it to me, now my middle son Christopher and his beloved Marie.

    Dammit

    Dr. Mordrid
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
  • Strahd
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 960

    #2
    Congrats Dr M. I'm sure deep down inside you are ecstatic.
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    • impact
      Super MURCer
      • Dec 1999
      • 1100

      #3


      Face it. You feel old because you are old.
      Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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      • Technoid
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 7645

        #4
        Don't worry Doc!
        You are not old untill you are a Greatgrandfather !
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • ayoub_ibrahim
          Super MURCer
          • Dec 1999
          • 2445

          #5
          now my middle son Christopher and his beloved Marie.
          congrats to them both!

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          • Wombat
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 2000
            • 9498

            #6
            Wow! Both Marie <B>and</B> Christopher got pregnant!?! Kids these days.....
            Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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            • ALBPM
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 3868

              #7
              The bunnies represent our patience and aging as we've awaited the Holy Grail from Matrox. You see ... its a receding hare line
              Courtesy of xortam



              And of course xortam has to remind us....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!


              Paul
              "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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              • Oboy
                MURCer
                • Feb 2000
                • 552

                #8
                Congrats to Marie and Christopher !
                The one thing you must keep in mind is, when your feed up with the Grandkids you can always send them home! Not true with your own!


                Originally posted by Technoid
                Don't worry Doc!
                You are not old untill you are a Greatgrandfather !
                Tech your the man for this!

                Oboy
                Time to make the wafers!
                Oboy Inside!

                intel P4 2.26 @ 2.957Ghz

                "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of
                jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

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                • KvHagedorn
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 10725

                  #9


                  I know that was in jest, but..

                  You're complaining..?

                  For those of us who are getting older and will die alone, it's hard to sympathise with someone who is blessed in so many ways.. most importantly with such familial abundance. You're not getting old, you're becoming more immortal with each grandchild.

                  Count your blessings, Doc..

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                  • Dr Mordrid
                    Moderator
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 26592

                    #10
                    Naw...I'm not compalining at all. Just a bit overwhelmed 'cause I don't feel old enough to be a grandfather twice over

                    But then again I guess it just means I have more kiddies to spoil rotten, feed candy to and then return to their parents all wound up and on a sugar high....

                    There's something perversely enjoyable about revenge

                    Dr. Mordrid
                    Dr. Mordrid
                    ----------------------------
                    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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