Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
How to:
go to a public place, roll down the car window and moon the next car. Now properly (very important!!) place a lit butane lighter and fart
POOF!!
A meter or two of flaming methane glows blue, hopefully over and not into the adjoining vehicles.
When I was a kid you'd see about 20 or more blue flamers a night at the drive-in theater....more if it was a triple feature.
How to:
go to a public place, roll down the car window and moon the next car. Now properly (very important!!) place a lit butane lighter and fart
POOF!!
A meter or two of flaming methane glows blue, hopefully over and not into the adjoining vehicles.
When I was a kid you'd see about 20 or more blue flamers a night at the drive-in theater....more if it was a triple feature.
A friend of mine tried something similar, but only once. He and his wife were lying in bed and he felt one brewing. So he grabbed his lighter and put his ankles behind his ears. Lit the lighter and let her rip.
I think it'll be the last time he tries that naked.
Try putting out a fire that's south of the border.
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