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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #1

    Microsoft is at it again!

    Microsoft has announced Palladium!

    And its big brother on steroids!

    Zdnet

    The register

    New Scientist

    Msnbc
    Last edited by Technoid; 25 June 2002, 10:05.
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
  • The PIT
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 11901

    #2
    Microsoft to release a system free from attackers. I started laugthing when I read that. No chance.
    Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
    Weather nut and sad git.

    My Weather Page

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    • Technoid
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 7645

      #3
      UP!
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • breezer
        MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 571

        #4
        I can see it now, installing my copy of anything not microsoft.


        The intel (or) AMD BIOS has detected an attempt to install non micro$oft software, this hardware will only operate with micro$oft trusted software...........

        or

        The windows ss has detected an attempt to install non micro$oft software, this hardware/software will only operate with micro$oft trusted software, contact m$.micro$oft.con for software suitable for your needs

        or

        The windows ss has detected a0l messenger, this is non micro$oft software and is not secure, this hardware/software will only operate with micro$oft trusted software, click here to remove and replace with trusted m$ software (have your trusted .net credit card ready)

        or

        The windows ss has detected hardware that is over a year old, this is non micro$oft approved hardware and is not secure, this hardware cannot operate with micro$oft trusted software, click here to contact a trusted micro$oft hardware supplier (have your trusted .net credit card ready)

        The list continues

        breezer
        Everything I say is true apart from that which is not

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        • Dogbert

          #5
          You're missing the good point in this:

          Since M$ is shitting itself, people are considering more and more a move toward xNIX (Linux/BSD etc.) and guess who will have Linux drivers ? Parhelia !!!

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          • KvHagedorn
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 10725

            #6

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            • Wombat
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 2000
              • 9498

              #7
              and guess who will have Linux drivers ? Parhelia !!!
              Eh? I must have missed that memo.
              Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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              • Gurm
                MS Fanboy
                • Aug 1999
                • 11460

                #8
                Yeah, kinda like I missed the memo about all those people jumping ship to *nix. And the memo about *nix being "useful".

                - Gurm
                The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                I'm the least you could do
                If only life were as easy as you
                I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                If only life were as easy as you
                I would still get screwed

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                • thop
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 2536

                  #9
                  Worüber man nicht reden kann, darüber muss man schweigen. -Wittgenstein
                  no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                  • KvHagedorn
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 10725

                    #10
                    My God, someone just quoted Wittgenstein.. what an educated crowd we have here..

                    It's a shame the masses are not likewise educated, so they cannot speak out against the freedoms that are being ripped from them by corporate america with full approval of congress.

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                    • Gurm
                      MS Fanboy
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 11460

                      #11
                      And Wittgenstein was a beery swine...

                      Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

                      There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya bout the raising of the wrist...

                      Socrates himself was permanently pissed!

                      - Gurm
                      The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                      I'm the least you could do
                      If only life were as easy as you
                      I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                      If only life were as easy as you
                      I would still get screwed

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                      • The PIT
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 11901

                        #12
                        whats wrong with being pissed ???
                        Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
                        Weather nut and sad git.

                        My Weather Page

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                        • Jammrock
                          The Berserker
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 8661

                          #13
                          Linux is looking very tastey right now. With the influx of disgruntled M$ customers, I can see Linux becoming very useful, very soon.

                          Jammrock
                          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                          • Gurm
                            MS Fanboy
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 11460

                            #14
                            I can't. Sorry, man. It takes TIME to develop a good GUI. And since there aren't any yet on Linux... it'll be a couple years BARE MINIMUM before you see a "friendly" Linux.

                            Tack on an additional year for proper hardware support.

                            And then you'll have a great OS, with a great GUI, no apps, and no drivers. *shrug*

                            STILL useless.

                            - Gurm
                            The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                            I'm the least you could do
                            If only life were as easy as you
                            I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                            If only life were as easy as you
                            I would still get screwed

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                            • GT98
                              FanBoy
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 4408

                              #15
                              With my limited use of Linux at work (its complied by JPL...sooo ) I found it not to be that bad, but overall I don't see it taking over the customer market any time soon. In my other experances I've found it to have a "unfinished" feeling to it.

                              The other thing to get at here to (though my thinking might be totally off base here..flame if nessary) is that Most people look at Unix and think hey I can't really make any money off it since it open sorced...and I dont want to give up my code that I use to make my build special then the other falvors of *inx that are out there.

                              From what I've been reading about MS Palladium, its alot of BS...they are still going to be hacked or have Virus problems, just becasue they have the number 1 O/S out there. If the shoe was on the other Foot, Lunix would have the same problem...and maybe even worse since the code is open sourced, thus exposing possible hooks for Crackers or whoever to use.
                              Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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