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  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #1

    Gender definitions.

    By an engineer.
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    Lawrence
  • Greebe
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 8555

    #2
    HAHAHAHAHAA

    I can't seem to find the spring loaded 'fickle' knob. You know the one that always resets itself back to Max once you let go

    He's also missing the 'Rodeo sex' circuit breaker
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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    • LvR
      Super MURCer
      • Jun 2000
      • 1570

      #3
      No-no - it is there indeed - its just not labeled as one would have expected!
      Lawrence

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      • Snake-Eyes
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 1187

        #4
        Wow. That looks like my wife's control panel.

        KKKEERRRRAACCCCKKKK

        "OW!!"

        Sorry honey. Didn't see you standing there.

        (Wife leaves room)
        I knew it was the other red button.
        "..so much for subtlety.."

        System specs:
        Gainward Ti4600
        AMD Athlon XP2100+ (o.c. to 1845MHz)

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          See that little yellow dial with the green light?

          Damned if I know what it does!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • The PIT
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 11901

            #6
            Just twiddle it it's bound to do the opposite from what you expect.
            Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
            Weather nut and sad git.

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #7
              Well I'm expecting it to do nothing so it's probably gonna do something!
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • LvR
                Super MURCer
                • Jun 2000
                • 1570

                #8
                See that little yellow dial with the green light? - Damned if I know what it does
                Well - I have found that that one does exactly the same as the big orange dial on the left - sometimes that is !

                I have however found the remote that came with the Master Control Panel to be especially useful when any of the controls have inadvertantly been adjusted to the wrong setting - note the very useful backup "mute" button. (I attach a layout of the remote for you poor suckers that dont yet know how to push the correct buttons)

                I keep one of these handy in every room of the house and always have at least 2 spare sets of fresh abtteries around as well.
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                Lawrence

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