Safety signs and silly places people put them.

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  • MadScot
    MURCer
    • Aug 2000
    • 349

    #16
    Or the Photoshop error I once got: "Error: No error has occured!"
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    • DGhost
      Super MURCer
      • May 2000
      • 2573

      #17
      i got one once that basically said "Error: An Error has occured" and had an OK button.

      gotta love lazy developers.
      "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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      • mallowman
        mini MURCer
        • May 2002
        • 66

        #18
        Originally posted by MadScot
        Or the Photoshop error I once got: "Error: No error has occured!"
        Or if you're using unix: "Error connecting to server: Success"

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        • The_King
          MURCer
          • Aug 2000
          • 135

          #19
          Safety signs and silly places people put them

          ....in my bedroom...

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          • Agent31
            MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 775

            #20
            personally, I love the IIS message - "An unknown error has occurred"
            Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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            • The PIT
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 11901

              #21
              I always like windows 98 setup screen when it says it more reliable and then gives a gpf.
              Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
              Weather nut and sad git.

              My Weather Page

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              • Chris Blake
                MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 137

                #22
                I once got one on a Mac using Norton Utilities something like:

                "Norton crashguard! The following program has become unstable and will be shutdown: Norton Crashguard"
                Chris Blake

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                • mainframe
                  mini MURCer
                  • Oct 1999
                  • 68

                  #23
                  here's my contribution...



                  *Ohhhh.. that's explains it



                  *Hmm.. to park or not to park... that's one hell of a question



                  * Whaddya mean no drop-offs???
                  EvEeRy OnE hAs ThE rIgHt To Be StUpId, BuT tHiS iS aBuSiNg ThE pRiViLeGe...

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #24
                    That parking one is quite the quagmiyer!
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • Wombat
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 2000
                      • 9498

                      #25
                      A nice collection:
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                      • RichardI
                        mini MURCer
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 20

                        #26
                        1. What about a bag of salted nuts that says on the back
                        "Warning:May contain nuts."

                        2. From our local pub you can buy
                        "Pork scrachings...roast pork flavour"

                        3. My Grandad has a cigarette lighter that is in the shape of a fire extinguisher.

                        4. "Crashguard has performed an illegal operation and will be closed."

                        5. "New in..... 100 pack CD-R's 80 min/700MB, also 74min/650MB compatable."

                        6. "An unknown error has occured, and your computer will need to be restarted"




                        Its allways funny, until someone looses an eye.

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                        • RichL
                          Restored Super MURCer
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 1348

                          #27
                          That reminds me of one I heard once.
                          Due to E.U. rules on agricultural equipment, wellington boots now come with an instruction manual.
                          Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.

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                          • SpiralDragon
                            Super MURCer
                            • May 2002
                            • 3548

                            #28
                            once at uni they repainted a fence and did not put up a signe ..... instead i got a memo in my mail warning me about it ... a bit too late though
                            "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                            • Guru
                              Super MURCer
                              • Nov 1999
                              • 6018

                              #29
                              According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                              • LvR
                                Super MURCer
                                • Jun 2000
                                • 1570

                                #30
                                Oh boy!
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