Measure your computers Cruftiness!

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  • RichL
    Restored Super MURCer
    • Apr 2003
    • 1348

    #1

    Measure your computers Cruftiness!



    I dont think I've ever had a machine over a 6, although my works PC comes close to a 7 some days.
    Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.
  • LvR
    Super MURCer
    • Jun 2000
    • 1570

    #2
    Seems to me to be the digital version of the serious ailment called CRAFT that I suffer from.
    Lawrence

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    • Sasq
      Administrator
      • Jan 2001
      • 4634

      #3
      LvR, don't worry CRAFT soon becomes DILLIGAF
      Juu nin to iro


      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        Re: Measure your computers Cruftiness!

        Originally posted by RichL
        http://www.ddj.com/documents/s=7453/ddj0208q/0208q.htm

        I dont think I've ever had a machine over a 6, although my works PC comes close to a 7 some days.
        Mine hovers between 2 and 5, no human is fast enough to tell!


        Hehe.
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • LvR
          Super MURCer
          • Jun 2000
          • 1570

          #5
          Seems I also suffer from ignorance...............

          DILLIGAF?
          Lawrence

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          • Sasq
            Administrator
            • Jan 2001
            • 4634

            #6
            Do I Look Like I Give A F***
            Juu nin to iro


            English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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            • LvR
              Super MURCer
              • Jun 2000
              • 1570

              #7
              Is that supposed to be the normal progression - most people I know have been telling me my whole life that its always been my best attribute!
              Lawrence

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              • ZokesPro
                Serial Murcerer
                • Sep 2000
                • 8325

                #8
                Originally posted by Sasq
                Do I Look Like I Give A F***
                DILLIGAF eh?

                I'll have to use that one more often. But I'm sure you'd respond with DILLIGAF!
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • SteveC
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 3540

                  #9
                  The SETI screen saver, like ET himself, encounters difficulty calling home and despairing during an overnight run creates 312 copies of its icon in an (impressively expanded) system tray that fills half the screen.
                  Had this a few times!!

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                  • Marshmallowman
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 3416

                    #10
                    I managed to decruftify from a 7 to a 3 on my home machine, but its drifting quite quickly to cruft 4

                    My work machine has stayed around a comfortable cruft force 2 with the occassional gust approaching cruft force 4.

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                    • High_Jumbllama
                      Super MURCer
                      • Dec 1999
                      • 4522

                      #11
                      I'm a partial 9. My hard drives all appear fine, but every so often my motherboard refuses to see my Iomega 12x4x32 CD-RW but one reboot later it sees it again.

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                      • Agent31
                        MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 775

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SteveC


                        Had this a few times!!
                        join the club! DF doesn't do that
                        Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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                        • RedRed
                          Super MURCer
                          • May 2000
                          • 2423

                          #13
                          work - 3

                          home (nfarce) 6-8 (it takes notions)

                          home (server) - 8++++ - all most always starts ok - but
                          sometimes wil BSOD on boot - leave it on and its fine
                          RedRed
                          Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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