A Bush/Blair Joke

[UtwigMU]

Mr. President and Mr. Prime Minister were discussing global politics over dinner:
Bush: We'll start a war in which we will kill 14 millions of Arabs and 1 lawyer.

The waiter who was eavesdropping cannot resist:
- What lawyer if I may ask?

Bush: I told you no one will ask about the Arabs.

[Dogbert]

We have a similar joke here about being accepted to an ultra nationalist right wing organisation (they became illegal) here:

a: Do you know how one can join 'Cahana Khai' ?

b: no

a: Simple, you just have to kill 7 Arabs and a cat

b: Why a cat !?

a: You're accepted !

[ZokesPro]

Or you can say it this way!

a: Do you know how one can join 'MURC' ?

b: No.

a: Simple, you just have to kill the "Village Idiot" and all Super-MURCers .

b: Why all Super-MURCers!?

a: See I told you nobody cared about the "Village Idiot"!!

I mean no offense to you Dogbert, I'm just showing everybody how stupid this joke is, and how racist it can be.

[Paddy]

I mean no offense to you Dogbert, I'm just showing everybody how stupid this joke is, and how racist it can be.

Indeed.

[SpiralDragon]

i agree.... being of arab origion myself

[Dogbert]

It's just as racist as the 1st joke.

I could tell it differently just to show you it's still funny:

a: How does one Join the KKK ?

b: Ah, simple - burn 2 jews, hang 2 niggers and skin 1 live cat

a: Why skin a live cat !?

b: You're accepted !

Still funny

[SpiralDragon]

I dont think so......