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  • SpiralDragon
    Super MURCer
    • May 2002
    • 3548

    #16
    Robotic watchdog who automatically jumped on the ruby-red slippers and….
    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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    • Pace
      Super MURCer
      • Feb 2000
      • 3414

      #17
      ...snatched the Knife-Killing-Thingymabob-Death-To-All-Soon™ device. The lady's previous thoughts of preventing world warfare, banishing poverty and all round making the world pretty nice with her Knife-Thingymabob-Peace-To-All-Soon™ device were all but gone - how was she to know the terror of how her best friend stole Vanilla smokes all this time! The vengeance will continue, first with this damn robot, and next up for their bloody end is...
      Last edited by Pace; 16 August 2002, 05:13.
      Meet Jasmine.
      flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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      • SteveC
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 3540

        #18
        that big ugly monstrosity that lives opposite. More commonly known as...

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        • Technoid
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 7645

          #19
          The Pink Llama....
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • GNEP
            Super MURCer
            • Feb 2002
            • 5241

            #20
            ...who lives with the mysterious "Timmy"...
            DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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            • Oboy
              MURCer
              • Feb 2000
              • 552

              #21
              ...Who only has one arm and leg, from a Shark attack...
              Time to make the wafers!
              Oboy Inside!

              intel P4 2.26 @ 2.957Ghz

              "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of
              jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

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              • Strahd
                Super MURCer
                • Jun 2000
                • 960

                #22
                but who is still better off then his friend Bob who has no arms or legs and now just floats around as the sharks of the deep play water polo wityh his torso...
                #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                people do all day!"

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                • Technoid
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 7645

                  #23
                  With a sudden "poof" dancry falls out off nowhere and splashes into the water!
                  The sharks sences the taste of this new thing and decides thats it is to foul and leaves............
                  If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                  Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #24
                    ...then *poof* dancray disappears once more....
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • MadScot
                      MURCer
                      • Aug 2000
                      • 349

                      #25
                      The wind slowly turned...
                      Asus P2B-LS, Celeron Tualatin 1.3Ghz (PowerLeap adapter), 256Mb PC100 CAS 2, Matrox Millenium G400 DualHead AGP, RainbowRunner G-series, Creative PC-DVD Dxr2, HP CD-RW 9200i, Quantum V 9Gb SCSI HD, Maxtor 20Gb Ultra-66 HD (52049U4), Soundblaster Audigy, ViewSonic PS790 19", Win2k (SP2)

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                      • GNEP
                        Super MURCer
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 5241

                        #26
                        ...purple...
                        DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                        • RedRed
                          Super MURCer
                          • May 2000
                          • 2423

                          #27
                          ...to which the girl thaught 'i gotta stop takin that...
                          Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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                          • MadScot
                            MURCer
                            • Aug 2000
                            • 349

                            #28
                            ...dog for a walk near...
                            Asus P2B-LS, Celeron Tualatin 1.3Ghz (PowerLeap adapter), 256Mb PC100 CAS 2, Matrox Millenium G400 DualHead AGP, RainbowRunner G-series, Creative PC-DVD Dxr2, HP CD-RW 9200i, Quantum V 9Gb SCSI HD, Maxtor 20Gb Ultra-66 HD (52049U4), Soundblaster Audigy, ViewSonic PS790 19", Win2k (SP2)

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                            • Technoid
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 7645

                              #29
                              campus...
                              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                              • Oboy
                                MURCer
                                • Feb 2000
                                • 552

                                #30
                                Her pulse raced as she walked the dog, on campus…
                                Time to make the wafers!
                                Oboy Inside!

                                intel P4 2.26 @ 2.957Ghz

                                "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of
                                jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

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