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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #1

    Making kids brain dead!

    I have been ”Babysitting” my 10 year old brother and he of coarse looks at carton network as its one of the channels I got.

    And I have come to a conclusion:

    Most shows are fore one purpose: Making kids brain dead!
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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  • Gurm
    MS Fanboy
    • Aug 1999
    • 11460

    #2
    Yep. Cartoon network is pretty insipid, isn't it?

    PBS and Disney are the only good channels on TV right now.

    - Gurm, trying to limit Logan's exposure to TV.
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

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    I would still get screwed

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    • GNEP
      Super MURCer
      • Feb 2002
      • 5241

      #3
      Only DangerMouse is any good. Recently rediscovered it and it is absolutely hilarious.

      Perhaps it only exists in the UK though? The humour is quite British...

      gnep
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      • Gurm
        MS Fanboy
        • Aug 1999
        • 11460

        #4
        Dangermouse WAS on Nickelodeon here. I don't think it is anymore. Pity, it WAS quite an amusing show.

        - Gurm
        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

        I'm the least you could do
        If only life were as easy as you
        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
        If only life were as easy as you
        I would still get screwed

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        • GNEP
          Super MURCer
          • Feb 2002
          • 5241

          #5
          Hee Hee... New Av Penfold!
          Last edited by GNEP; 16 August 2002, 06:29.
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          • az
            Moderator
            • Feb 2001
            • 9336

            #6
            I saw some cartoons some months ago, and some of them were really... trippy. I wouldn't want to watch them while on an LSD trip, hehe. But then again, I wouldn't take drugs anyway

            AZ
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            • impact
              Super MURCer
              • Dec 1999
              • 1100

              #7


              Yeah right...
              Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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              • Lizzard[MPE]
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                Moderator
                • Nov 2000
                • 3911

                #8
                they all scare me
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                • thop
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 2536

                  #9
                  nothing like some tranformers, mask and he-man
                  no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                  • Dr Mordrid
                    Moderator
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 26592

                    #10
                    You want insipid childrens programming? I can define it in two words;

                    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

                    Brought to you by some of the same morons that created Ren and Stimpy

                    Gawd.....

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                    • Strahd
                      Super MURCer
                      • Jun 2000
                      • 960

                      #11
                      I had a few chuckles over Ren and Stimpy.

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                      • Wombat
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 2000
                        • 9498

                        #12
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                        Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
                        What's great for a snack
                        And fits on your back?
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                        • ZokesPro
                          Serial Murcerer
                          • Sep 2000
                          • 8325

                          #13
                          What about South Park ?
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                          • Wombat
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 2000
                            • 9498

                            #14
                            Wow, that was interesting timing. Zokes and I posted so close together that when it returned me to the thread after my post, Zokes's is already below mine.
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                            • az
                              Moderator
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 9336

                              #15
                              Slightly related, but clearly not for kids - is there anything more retarded than jackass? I just saw a show where they played a game which consisted of throwing balls into the opponent's nuts. Who gives up first is the "loser" (I'd think who gives up beforehand is the one to have children). The worst part is, at the end the winner throws a two kilogram bone at one of the losers' balls!

                              How can people enjoy something like this? (Or even think of it)

                              AZ
                              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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