Another Jewish joke

[Guru]

Stop this one joke per post thing already!

[Lizzard[MPE]]

he's trying to outdo me on 'possible posts per thread'

[Lizzard[MPE]]

no wait.. that would be Zokes

[Dogbert]

I'm just posting jokes, what's the big deal ?

What's the problem, do you pay per post or something ?

[Lizzard[MPE]]

WELLL.. IT would be EASIER for me to copy these to an email to my stepdad, if i didnt have to copy EACH post

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
no wait.. that would be Zokes

Does Liz have something against ZokesPro all of a sudden?

[Technoid]

Well, your avatar draws more attention than hers now

[Lizzard[MPE]]

haha shut up you flipping piece of trash

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
haha shut up you flipping piece of trash

Sorry technoid but that was freaking hilarious!!!!!

[Guru]

Originally posted by Dogbert
I'm just posting jokes, what's the big deal ?

What's the problem, do you pay per post or something ?

In fact yes it eats up web space and bandwidth!!!!!

[Technoid]

Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
haha shut up you flipping piece of trash

Well, its all to easy to ignore you know with your present avatar

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Technoid


Well, its all to easy to ignore you know with your present avatar

Wonder why she removed it? Maybe she was so evil she went PURE white? Or maybe her cam crapped out?

We will never know..

[az]

Guru, if you don't like the thread, don't view it. This way you won't generate any traffic at all

AZ

[Dogbert]

An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when
he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked
towards the image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The man replied "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually
disappeared. Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man
was sitting behind his card table.
He said "I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"
The Arab rasped "I found it all right. They wouldn't let me in without a tie.

[Dogbert]

Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck.
None survived. One minute they were driving along the highway, talking and laughing and joking, and the next, BOOM! they were before the Creator of all.
Shaking his head, The Omnipotent One looks at the three.
"Reform I can understand. But where will it end? You!
Goldblum! The ashtrays in your temple so My people could smoke while the Torah was being read?"

Goldblum shuddered. God went on. "I can live with that.
Men are weak, but the Word is strong!"
Goldblum sighed with relief.
"Bauman! Really, I can accept My people need to eat, but really: serving Ham & Cheese Sandwiches to the devout at the temple during Yom Kippur?"
Bauman hung his head in shame.

"Even that I can allow to pass, even with the eating of that which is not Kosher. I'm not pleased at all with the playing fast and loose with my people, but I can accept
these indiscretions."

Bauman also heaved a sigh of relief.

Finally, He turns to the third rabbi and says, "You, Rabinowitz, have gone too far! Am I asking too much? No, you flaunt the world at Me, even on the holiest days
of Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur by putting out a sign saying....

'Closed for the Holidays!'"