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  • GNEP
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2002
    • 5241

    #46
    To be perfectly honest, if I could, and felt inclined, I would probably swallow

    Well why not? And as a man, I can only suggest that more wimmin think the same...
    DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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    • Lizzard[MPE]
      Avatar Tease
      Moderator
      • Nov 2000
      • 3911

      #47
      you would change your mind after that shit is caught in your throat for 3 days straight
      www.lizziemorrison.com

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      • GNEP
        Super MURCer
        • Feb 2002
        • 5241

        #48
        Well if I could do it at all, I don't really think that I could do it for three days straight.
        DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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        • Lizzard[MPE]
          Avatar Tease
          Moderator
          • Nov 2000
          • 3911

          #49
          hahahaahahaaha

          you know thats not what i meant.
          haha feckin funny
          www.lizziemorrison.com

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          • GNEP
            Super MURCer
            • Feb 2002
            • 5241

            #50
            I know. Perhaps you should try the gargle option then?
            DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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            • Fat Tone
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 7579

              #51
              You guys (+girl!) have me ROTFLMAO!

              Zokes - I can only go by what I am told. I think it must have been a fantasy for the friend who was always using that line.
              FT.

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              • Fat Tone
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 7579

                #52
                Ask me a question...

                ...and I'll try to not tell you a lie!
                FT.

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                • GNEP
                  Super MURCer
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 5241

                  #53
                  Tony - answer mine then
                  DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Tony Andrews
                    You guys (+girl!) have me ROTFLMAO!

                    Zokes - I can only go by what I am told. I think it must have been a fantasy for the friend who was always using that line.
                    I know. I just had to put that in cause I actually DO have a friend who has had a few lower ribs removed and he can't ******* himself.

                    I also just wanted to prove you wrong cause you said you tell no lies.

                    Originally posted by Tony Andrews
                    Ask me a question...

                    ...and I'll try to not tell you a lie!
                    Has the All Mighty been brought down by the All Normal ZokesPro??
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #55
                      Tony,
                      Whats the thing at the top left side of your awatar?
                      Looks like a pic of a baby that originaly was in color and then has been monocromed by the GIF converion....

                      Or is it a self portrait?
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #56
                        GNEP - would I spit or swallow? Due to the size of my belly, I'd need to be EXTREMELY well endowed to even have a choice.

                        I think I might try to stop just in time - I don't take salt with anything!
                        FT.

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                        • Fat Tone
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 7579

                          #57
                          Originally posted by ZokesPro


                          Has the All Mighty been brought down by the All Normal ZokesPro??
                          Humility is virtue. You do the math.
                          FT.

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                          • Fat Tone
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 7579

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Technoid
                            Tony,
                            Whats the thing at the top left side of your awatar?
                            Looks like a pic of a baby that originaly was in color and then has been monocromed by the GIF converion....

                            Or is it a self portrait?
                            You aren't far off. The grey bit is a very small version of my old avatar. That was a picture of my son's face when he was a baby. I had used Corel to emboss it. When tiled it made a very good background to a family web page.

                            That Av is gonna change soon - I won't be buying a P for some time. Watch that space...
                            FT.

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                            • ZokesPro
                              Serial Murcerer
                              • Sep 2000
                              • 8325

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Tony Andrews


                              Humility is virtue. You do the math.
                              The virtue of humility may be defined: "A quality by which a person considering his own defects has a lowly opinion of himself and willingly submits himself to God and to others for God's sake."

                              I did the math and my cancels out the humility part! Haha! Plus I was just kidding around.
                              Titanium is the new bling!
                              (you heard from me first!)

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                              • Fat Tone
                                Super MURCer
                                • Aug 1999
                                • 7579

                                #60
                                Originally posted by ZokesPro


                                I did the math and my cancels out the humility part! Haha! Plus I was just kidding around.
                                Back peddling, eh? Don't worry, I'll make sure St. Peter is aware
                                FT.

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