Joke - not for those with weak stomage

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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #1

    Joke - not for those with weak stomage

    Have you heard the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #2
    Yes!
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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    • KRSESQ
      Super MURCer
      • Feb 2000
      • 3224

      #3
      Hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in a field?

      Kevin

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      • VJ
        Moderator
        • Mar 2001
        • 9733

        #4
        Ever heard about the ambitious cannibal ? He was always trying to get ahead...

        Jörg
        pixar
        Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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        • Reverend Maynard
          MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 311

          #5
          Originally posted by VJ
          Ever heard about the ambitious cannibal ? He was always trying to get ahead...

          Jörg
          ...aTURTLEhead?

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          • Lizzard[MPE]
            Avatar Tease
            Moderator
            • Nov 2000
            • 3911

            #6
            idontgedit
            www.lizziemorrison.com

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            • Agent31
              MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 775

              #7
              damnit, that means I've never dumped any of my girlfriends... even though I said I did... I'm such a liar
              Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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              • Marshmallowman
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 3416

                #8
                a "head"

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                • VJ
                  Moderator
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 9733

                  #9
                  yep, that is the one... ahead ... a head...
                  (this totally spoiles the already bad joke...)

                  Jörg
                  pixar
                  Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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                  • Drizzt
                    Super MURCer
                    • Oct 1999
                    • 1314

                    #10
                    Son: Daddy, Daddy, why Granny is so bad?

                    Dad: Shut up and eat.
                    Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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