Stupid and bad jokes

[Drizzt]

Look, it's a plane!
No, it's too small...

Look, it's a bird!
No, it's too big...

Look, it's Superman!!!
No, he's without wheelchair.

[Drizzt]

Why Mercedes's cars cost so much?
Simple, because Mercedes is the only car builder that does crash tests with princesses

[Drizzt]

What would do Lady Diana now if she was still alive?
She would hit the tomb cover!

[Drizzt]

What's the difference between Lady D. and Mother Teresa?
One week!

[Drizzt]

On the tombstone of a man dead during the orgasm:
"As he come, he has gone".

[Drizzt]

- You know what's the best airline company, in the U.S.?
- No, wich?
- American Airlines!
- Uh? And why?
- Because they bring you directly into the office.

[Drizzt]

(this thread will not last too much before someone will close it, I suppose )

[Drizzt]

- Why Jesus Christ has not born in Italy?
- Because he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

[Drizzt]

Do you know why wasting money is not a sin?
Well, because even Jesus Christ hade pierced hands!

(translated on the fly, I hope is understandable)

[VJ]

Oh no, first Dogbert, now Drizzt... Is this contagious ?


Jörg

[Drizzt]

How can you fit twenty scottish on a Volkswagen?
Try putting a dime on the backseat.

[Guru]

Why does people always post one joke per post! Could you not get the above 10 jokes to fit in to one post?

[Drizzt]

Because I'm doing a lot of things in the meantime, last but not least I have to choose between the ones I can tell and the ones I cannot and then translate them...

[VJ]

Because that way, their "number of posts" would not increase as much as it does with one joke per post.
(yes, Drizzt, we are on to you, going for the 1K mark he ? )


Jörg

[Drizzt]

What's the difference between the justice of U.S., Germany, Russia and Italy?
That in the U.S. that's not forbidden by law it's allowed. In Germany that's not allowed by law it's forbidden. In Russia everything it's forbidden, even if allowed by law. In Italy, everything is allowed, even if forbidden by law.