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  • Agent31
    MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 775

    #31
    Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
    Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #32
      Yo moma's so FUGLY she made blind kids cry!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • BuddMan
        mini MURCer
        • May 2002
        • 1206

        #33
        Yo mama's so fat she gotta wear a sock on EACH toe.
        System Specs:
        Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

        Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
        May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
        Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
        And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
        just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
        For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #34
          Yo moma's so fat Richard Simmons makes fun of her!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • Agent31
            MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 775

            #35
            Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
            Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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            • BuddMan
              mini MURCer
              • May 2002
              • 1206

              #36
              Ok, ok, I am off work, so I must leave this foray. I shall return though....muahahahahaha...

              Thanks for helping me pass the time....and yo momma's so stupid,
              she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
              System Specs:
              Gigabyte 8INXP - Pentium 4 2.8@3.4 - 1GB Corsair 3200 XMS - Enermax 550W PSU - 2 80GB WDs 8MB cache in RAID 0 array - 36GB Seagate 15.3K SCSI boot drive - ATI AIW 9700 - M-Audio Revolution - 16x Pioneer DVD slot load - Lite-On 48x24x48x CD-RW - Logitech MX700 - Koolance PC2-601BW case - Cambridge MegaWorks 550s - Mitsubishi 2070SB 22" CRT

              Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
              May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
              Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
              And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz,
              just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
              For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

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              • ZokesPro
                Serial Murcerer
                • Sep 2000
                • 8325

                #37
                Alrighty, I still got an hour left! Take it easy dood!
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • Agent31
                  MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 775

                  #38
                  I've got 3 hours left! ugh!
                  Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #39
                    Agent31: Yo mama's so old I slapped her back and her breasts fell off!
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • ZokesPro
                      Serial Murcerer
                      • Sep 2000
                      • 8325

                      #40
                      NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Don't leave me here alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                      Ug.
                      Titanium is the new bling!
                      (you heard from me first!)

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                      • Agent31
                        MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 775

                        #41
                        sorry, somebody reminded me I was supposed to be doing something! damn them!
                        Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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                        • ZokesPro
                          Serial Murcerer
                          • Sep 2000
                          • 8325

                          #42
                          Yay! I'm not alone after all!

                          <----- Happy happy! (like her)

                          So Agent31, what did you do on your birthday? (I'm getting tired of yo mama jokes )
                          Titanium is the new bling!
                          (you heard from me first!)

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                          • Agent31
                            MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 775

                            #43
                            not much! I went out to lunch with friends, which was really nice. But I'm on the wagon at the moment coz I'm getting over some cold/bug I picked up last weekend, I've postponed birthday dinner and drinking events until next weekend. I spoke to my parents on the phone for an hour and a half, which was nice, I do miss them.

                            So it was pretty quiet in reality

                            are you on yahoo or msn messenger?
                            Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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                            • ZokesPro
                              Serial Murcerer
                              • Sep 2000
                              • 8325

                              #44
                              I will be when I get home, they blocked the use of those programs here at work. I'll be home ion 20 minutes or so.
                              Titanium is the new bling!
                              (you heard from me first!)

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                              • Agent31
                                MURCer
                                • Aug 1999
                                • 775

                                #45
                                I'll PM you with my IDs
                                Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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