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  • Dogbert

    #16



    About time to think, there's a joke about this guy that goes to the doctor complaining about diarrhea in his brain.
    The doctor is obviously surprised and asks the guy what are the phenomenons that brought him to that strange conclsion.
    The guy explained: "You see doc, I have tons of ideas but they're all shit."

    Whether I think or not, I'm a much better person when she's around.

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    • SitFlyer
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 2002
      • 7178

      #17
      "KING" normal

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      • Technoid
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 7645

        #18
        Whatch out dogbert so the lonliness don't make you into a real "Village Idiot"

        (has happened to couples that has been away from each other )
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • Gurm
          MS Fanboy
          • Aug 1999
          • 11460

          #19
          Julie and I don't go away from each other. At all. We've tried it a few times, and it just isn't pretty.

          - Gurm
          The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

          I'm the least you could do
          If only life were as easy as you
          I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
          If only life were as easy as you
          I would still get screwed

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          • az
            Moderator
            • Feb 2001
            • 9336

            #20
            That's beautiful, man [Quote from Silent Bob in "Clerks"]

            AZ
            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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            • thop
              Super MURCer
              • Mar 2001
              • 2536

              #21
              actually it isn't.
              no matrox, no matroxusers.

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              • Agent31
                MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 775

                #22
                Re: DON'T go in here

                Originally posted by Dogbert
                DON'T go in here
                I know it's a bit late to be asking questions now, but, why?
                Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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                • GNEP
                  Super MURCer
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 5241

                  #23
                  So that we all will?
                  DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                  • az
                    Moderator
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 9336

                    #24
                    Thop, why not?

                    See, they must've been together for... like 200 years now

                    And they still love each other deeply. (At least that's how it sounds to me)

                    AZ
                    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                    • Lizzard[MPE]
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                      Moderator
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 3911

                      #25
                      thop just needs some luvin or something. thats sweet gurm..
                      www.lizziemorrison.com

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                      • Gurm
                        MS Fanboy
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 11460

                        #26
                        It just doesn't work out. We get sick of each other, sure. But just having us apart all day for work is bad enough.

                        How do you know someone is right for you? When you can't fall asleep without them next to you. When waking up without them there feels all wrong.

                        We've been married for 7 years now, and we still love each other very much. My parents are the same way - they've been married for 30 years, and still don't spend the night away from each other if they can help it.

                        A couple months ago I had to go visit my parents for a couple days, took Logan with me. Julie nearly went nuts, and I didn't sleep very well at all. It's just the way we are. You find out after a while that the other person is a part of you.

                        Sure, we've had our rough patches. Almost broke up once or twice. But in the end we realized that we loved each other too much to be without.

                        - Gurm
                        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                        I'm the least you could do
                        If only life were as easy as you
                        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                        If only life were as easy as you
                        I would still get screwed

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                        • az
                          Moderator
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 9336

                          #27


                          AZ
                          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                          • thop
                            Super MURCer
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 2536

                            #28
                            A couple months ago I had to go visit my parents for a couple days, took Logan with me. Julie nearly went nuts, and I didn't sleep very well at all.
                            that is exactly what i'm talking about. don't you miss that sweet pain when the desire for your loved one is eating you alive?

                            there is a line from a song that i once heard: wie soll ich dich vermissen wenn du den ganzen tag bei mir bist? translate for yourself
                            no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                            • Gurm
                              MS Fanboy
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 11460

                              #29
                              Yeah, I feel it every morning when I get up with Logan and she isn't there.

                              - Gurm
                              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                              I'm the least you could do
                              If only life were as easy as you
                              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                              If only life were as easy as you
                              I would still get screwed

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                              • ZokesPro
                                Serial Murcerer
                                • Sep 2000
                                • 8325

                                #30
                                Jeez, I wish I had a girlfriend so I can say that I miss her when she's gone.
                                Titanium is the new bling!
                                (you heard from me first!)

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