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  • GT98
    FanBoy
    • Aug 1999
    • 4408

    #1

    OH NO! No more "true" Blondes by 2202




    ROFLAMO...who the hell paid for this one?
    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?
  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #2
    German taxpayers, no doubt. Just like those studies over here that do nothing but confirm common sense

    Dr. Mordrid
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      Professor Hans Juergens believes men associate blondes with marriage and housekeeping but seek out brunettes for sex.
      Me:"Hey baby let's have sex!"

      Brunette: "Aren't you married?"

      Me: "That's alright, my wife's a blonde and she's too busy doing the dishes!"

      Brunette: "Oh! Ok, let's go at it then!"
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Ribbit
        Super MURCer
        • Apr 2001
        • 1174

        #4
        The decline and fall of the blonde is most likely being caused by bottle blondes who, researchers believe, are more attractive to men than true blondes.
        It's true - there's just something about blonde hair over dark roots....
        Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          Originally posted by Ribbit


          It's true - there's just something about blonde hair over dark roots....
          I prefer brunettes anyways.
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • SteveC
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 3540

            #6
            Originally posted by ZokesPro


            I prefer brunettes anyways.
            What about your avatar then? Or is it that if she has bouncing boobs it doesn't matter what colour the hair is ?

            My g/f's a brunette too

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #7
              Originally posted by SteveC


              What about your avatar then? Or is it that if she has bouncing boobs it doesn't matter what colour the hair is ?

              WOW! She's blonde, I never noticed!

              Honestly I don't care what color hair a girl has, she could have purple or blue hair, but generrally I prefer brunettes. I've only dated one blonde and one with purple hair but most of them have been brunettes.
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • SpiralDragon
                Super MURCer
                • May 2002
                • 3548

                #8
                i dont remember what i like...
                "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                • Paddy
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2000
                  • 6067

                  #9
                  I never look at the mantle piece when I’m stoking the fire!
                  The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Paddy [MU]
                    I never look at the mantle piece when I’m stoking the fire!
                    Is that another expression for "flogging the dolphin" or "Pulling the pud" ?
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • az
                      Moderator
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 9336

                      #11
                      Paddy, I can't see your shoulders!

                      AZ
                      There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                      • Agent31
                        MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 775

                        #12
                        Zokes, no, not quite
                        Look, I know you think the world of me, that's understandable, you're only human, but it's not nice to call somebody "Vain"!

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                        • ravalox
                          mini MURCer
                          • May 2002
                          • 71

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Agent31
                          Zokes, no, not quite
                          I detect a sarchasm...
                          Last edited by ravalox; 30 September 2002, 16:38.
                          Waiting on tech support...

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                          • thop
                            Super MURCer
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 2536

                            #14
                            i dont like blondes anyway, most of them look cheap. now girls with dark hair, they got class
                            no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                            • Sasq
                              Administrator
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 4634

                              #15
                              Now thats the interesting thing here in japan, if you see a blond japanese woman you can be 99.9999% sure it came out of a bottle.
                              Juu nin to iro


                              English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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