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  • Dogbert

    #1

    Action against terrorism !

    Please circulate this message around the office and make sure everyone takes part.

    The Leaders of the world are asking for your support in the combat against terrorism. As citizens on the free world, you are being encouraged to demonstrate for this cause, this Friday at 15:00 hours.

    It is a well-known fact that the fundamental muslims are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked women.

    Therefore, at 15:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the fundamental islam and will hopefully help us detect the terrorists among us (anybody who doesn't do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist, denounced and shot).

    Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world.
  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #2
    Dogbert,
    You are crazy
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • lecter
      Super MURCer
      • May 2002
      • 1467

      #3
      LOL! What about the ones that try to get away? Will they be kept as, um....war booty?
      All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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      • RichL
        Restored Super MURCer
        • Apr 2003
        • 1348

        #4
        Re: Action against terrorism !

        Originally posted by Dogbert
        It is a well-known fact that the fundamental muslims are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked women.
        With some of the women in my office it would be PAINful to look at them naked, even with double strength beer goggles
        Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.

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        • GNEP
          Super MURCer
          • Feb 2002
          • 5241

          #5
          So look at the other ones instead
          DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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          • Dogbert

            #6
            Re: Re: Action against terrorism !

            Originally posted by RichL


            With some of the women in my office it would be PAINful to look at them naked, even with double strength beer goggles
            Then just treat them as terrorists

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            • Rakido
              Super MURCer
              • Feb 2000
              • 1313

              #7
              hehe, the mails are out

              We know, who it started ....


              Rakido
              "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

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              • Alice
                MURCer
                • Jul 2002
                • 143

                #8
                Re: Action against terrorism !

                Originally posted by Dogbert

                Therefore, at 15:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands.
                This is actually the man Im getting married to.
                Oh God.
                "From the safest places come the bravest words"

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                • ZokesPro
                  Serial Murcerer
                  • Sep 2000
                  • 8325

                  #9
                  Re: Re: Action against terrorism !

                  Originally posted by Alice


                  This is actually the man Im getting married to.
                  Oh God.
                  Hehe, the whole situation sounds like you (Alice) are getting a new happy go lucky puppy (Dogbert). Train him well!

                  (no offence Dogbert)
                  Titanium is the new bling!
                  (you heard from me first!)

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                  • Alice
                    MURCer
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 143

                    #10
                    Re: Re: Re: Action against terrorism !

                    Originally posted by ZokesPro


                    Hehe, the whole situation sounds like you (Alice) are getting a new happy go lucky puppy (Dogbert). Train him well!

                    (no offence Dogbert)
                    Oh, no need for training, he´s quite lovable the way he is.
                    Im already driving myself a bit crazy while away. Im in the sort of mood to start another "Don't go in here" thread, but I'll be ok.
                    "From the safest places come the bravest words"

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                    • GNEP
                      Super MURCer
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 5241

                      #11
                      CHEER UP EVERYONE!

                      I can finish being miserable now - my other half comes back from Australia on Thursday! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                      • ZokesPro
                        Serial Murcerer
                        • Sep 2000
                        • 8325

                        #12
                        Re: Re: Re: Re: Action against terrorism !

                        Originally posted by Alice


                        Oh, no need for training, he´s quite lovable the way he is.
                        Im already driving myself a bit crazy while away. Im in the sort of mood to start another "Don't go in here" thread, but I'll be ok.
                        That's sweet.
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • Drizzt
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 1999
                          • 1314

                          #13
                          Originally posted by GNEP
                          CHEER UP EVERYONE!

                          I can finish being miserable now - my other half comes back from Australia on Thursday! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                          I feel very miserable, instead, as tomorrow is exactly one year since she left me...
                          And the day after tomorrow, it should have been 4 years together!

                          Che palle...


                          (but, after all, I'm still alive...)
                          Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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                          • ZokesPro
                            Serial Murcerer
                            • Sep 2000
                            • 8325

                            #14
                            Originally posted by GNEP
                            CHEER UP EVERYONE!

                            I can finish being miserable now - my other half comes back from Australia on Thursday! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                            I'm trying but it's hard. sorry.
                            Titanium is the new bling!
                            (you heard from me first!)

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                            • GNEP
                              Super MURCer
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 5241

                              #15
                              Oh well. At least I tried.
                              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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