Worlds funniest joke?

[KRSESQ]

WARNING: better have some REALLY SAD music playing while reading, or it could be FATAL!

http://news.com.au/common/story_page...5E1702,00.html

Don't say you weren't warned!

Kevin

[ZokesPro]

Yeah they also have it posted on CNN.

CNN

Personally I think that joke to be quite tasteless.

[KRSESQ]

Two guys are out hunting when one accidently shoots the other. He quickly loads his partner into the pickup and races to the hospital. After examining the victem the doctor says, "You did the right thing getting him here so fast, but he might have stood a better chance if you hadn't field-dressed him."

Sorry.

Kevin

[Gurm]

This was a Monty Python routine.

- Gurm

[az]

The joke is good, although certainly not the best I've ever heard. But I wonder why Gurm doesn't go off about how useless such a study is

I certainly find it useless.

AZ

[Technoid]

Great mind's think alike, Zokes
It's tasteless…

And quite obvious to

[Wombat]

But I wonder why Gurm doesn't go off about how useless such a study is

Oh that's easy, he didn't realize he was supposed to.

<B>Hey Gurm! Joke telling is now a sport!</B>

(snicker)

[thop]

LOL

[az]

ROFL!

AZ

[Novdid]

Well just can't wait, I want Gurm storming in here now!!!

[Technoid]

The s**t is going to hit the fan

[ZokesPro]

And now we wait, get comfortable and watch the Gurm show, it should be on any moment now!

[az]

I don't think he'll come in when we are all expecting him

AZ

[Helevitia]

Darn! This pot is not boiling! I keep staring at it, but it's not boiling, can't...take...my...eyes...offf.....aAARRRGGGHHH!!

[Agent31]

The following were stolen from the Sydney Morning Herald Online :

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PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."

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TEXAN: "Where are you from?"

HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

TEXAN: "OK -- where are you from, jackass?"

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A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'

"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"

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"A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

"He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: 'Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.'

"The man then replies: 'Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.'"

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"Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'

"The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.

"The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'

"The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'"

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