Italian Sexy Coffin Sales

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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #1

    Italian Sexy Coffin Sales



    Check out the ones under Cofani funebri e fascino!
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...
  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #2
    That's one way to sell coffins!
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • thop
      Super MURCer
      • Mar 2001
      • 2536

      #3
      hmm dunno.
      no matrox, no matroxusers.

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      • ZokesPro
        Serial Murcerer
        • Sep 2000
        • 8325

        #4
        Hey Guru, first there was that freaky ebay auction and now this. I'm starting to worry about you!
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • Guru
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 1999
          • 6018

          #5
          According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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          • ZokesPro
            Serial Murcerer
            • Sep 2000
            • 8325

            #6
            Originally posted by Guru
            So what your saying is the bunnies took over your computer? hehe
            Titanium is the new bling!
            (you heard from me first!)

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            • mutz
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 2002
              • 1068

              #7
              ...hmmm, I just ordered the Filo Oro.

              Hmmm, just wonder who I'll put in it...
              How can you possibly take anything seriously?
              Who cares?

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              • ZokesPro
                Serial Murcerer
                • Sep 2000
                • 8325

                #8
                Originally posted by mutz
                ...hmmm, I just ordered the Filo Oro.

                Hmmm, just wonder who I'll put in it...
                That reminds me of a stunt me and my buddies wanted to do. We wanted to rig a coffin with a small engine and drive it around town and get it on tape. We thought it would be funny.
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • Guru
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 1999
                  • 6018

                  #9
                  BTW check out the calender! http://www.cofanifunebri.it/sexy-calendario.htm

                  So what your saying is the bunnies took over your computer? hehe
                  According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                  • ZokesPro
                    Serial Murcerer
                    • Sep 2000
                    • 8325

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Guru
                    BTW check out the calender! http://www.cofanifunebri.it/sexy-calendario.htm



                    I was just kidding you know.
                    Titanium is the new bling!
                    (you heard from me first!)

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                    • Guru
                      Super MURCer
                      • Nov 1999
                      • 6018

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ZokesPro


                      I was just kidding you know.
                      Yeah but you let the damn whabits know I was on to them!

                      Aaaaargh here we go again.....
                      According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                      • Guru
                        Super MURCer
                        • Nov 1999
                        • 6018

                        #12
                        According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                        • mutz
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 1068

                          #13
                          Zokes, I think somebody did that motorized coffin as a PR gag.

                          Somewhere in Asia.

                          Think he got hit by a truck.

                          Got his publicity posthumously...
                          How can you possibly take anything seriously?
                          Who cares?

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                          • ZokesPro
                            Serial Murcerer
                            • Sep 2000
                            • 8325

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mutz
                            Think he got hit by a truck.

                            Got his publicity posthumously...
                            Um, ok, not a good idea then!

                            We never did go through with that anyways. It wasn't part of our top ideas. Either way we haven't talked about it in a few months so I think for now it's going to stay "just an idea". That and we don't have any cash to pull it off.
                            Titanium is the new bling!
                            (you heard from me first!)

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                            • ZokesPro
                              Serial Murcerer
                              • Sep 2000
                              • 8325

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Guru


                              Yeah but you let the damn whabits know I was on to them!

                              Aaaaargh here we go again.....
                              Hehe, crazy!
                              Titanium is the new bling!
                              (you heard from me first!)

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