funny: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

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  • Greebe
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 8555
    #1

    funny: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years

    I cannot see
    I cannot pee
    I cannot chew
    I cannot screw
    Oh, My God What Can I Do!
    My memory shrinks
    My hearing stinks
    No sense of smell
    I look like hell!
    My mood is bad -- can you tell?
    My body's drooping
    Have trouble pooping
    The Golden Years have come at last
    The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

    ....

    hehe
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain
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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325
      #2
      Hehe
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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        • Jammrock
          The Berserker
          • Aug 1999
          • 8661
          #3
          ROFLMAO
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • Technoid
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 7645
              #4
              Bwahahahahahaahahaha
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • KvHagedorn
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 10725
                  #5
                  wow.. that's depressing. Where's my cyanide capsule?

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