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  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325

    #1

    Weird news!

    It's the 24th annual Turkey Testicle Festival in Byron Illinois

    Hi dad, says call-girl at the door

    Romanian authorities impound panties imprinted with Virgin Mary
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)
  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #2
    I think the dad/call girl one is hilarious....

    Dr. Mordrid
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • SpiralDragon
      Super MURCer
      • May 2002
      • 3548

      #3
      i agree with the doc... lol.....
      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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      • RedRed
        Super MURCer
        • May 2000
        • 2423

        #4
        The call girl one is great


        You surf too much!

        get out more zokes! D

        RedRed:
        Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          Originally posted by RedRed
          The call girl one is great


          You surf too much!

          get out more zokes! D

          RedRed:
          Hehe, I do all this while I'm at work!

          I rarely go on MURC after work.

          But yeah, I surf too much! I'm trying to go pro!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • RedRed
            Super MURCer
            • May 2000
            • 2423

            #6
            /listens to the sound of the BeachBoys/
            Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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            • SpiralDragon
              Super MURCer
              • May 2002
              • 3548

              #7
              "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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