Once upon a time, there was an old man who worked all his life and saved all his money. He was a miser, he lived like a pauper, he hardly had food, but he loved his money more than just about anything else in the world.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I need my money in the afterlife. Can you promise me that you'll do that?"
His wife was faithful, so she promised him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all his money in the casket.
When the old man died his wife gave him a proper funeral. He was laid out in a beautiful casket and his faithful wife was in the front row at the funeral parlor dressed in black, sitting beside her best friend. When the ceremony ended, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife rose from her seat and said, "Wait just a minute!"
With that, she placed a box inside the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away.
The friend grabbed the wife by the arm and said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in the casket with that man, were you?'
The wife said to her friend, "Listen, I am a Christian woman and I can never lie. I promised him that I was going to put the money in his casket with him and I did."
The friend was horrified and asked, "You mean to tell me that you put all that money in the casket with that man?"
The wife replied, "I sure did...I wrote him a check!"
Dr. Mordrid
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I need my money in the afterlife. Can you promise me that you'll do that?"
His wife was faithful, so she promised him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all his money in the casket.
When the old man died his wife gave him a proper funeral. He was laid out in a beautiful casket and his faithful wife was in the front row at the funeral parlor dressed in black, sitting beside her best friend. When the ceremony ended, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife rose from her seat and said, "Wait just a minute!"
With that, she placed a box inside the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away.
The friend grabbed the wife by the arm and said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in the casket with that man, were you?'
The wife said to her friend, "Listen, I am a Christian woman and I can never lie. I promised him that I was going to put the money in his casket with him and I did."
The friend was horrified and asked, "You mean to tell me that you put all that money in the casket with that man?"
The wife replied, "I sure did...I wrote him a check!"
Dr. Mordrid
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