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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    T-Shirt slogans

    Seen on the front of a T-shirt being worn by a woman with a very 'admirable' chest, in point size that makes you look long and hard to read it:

    "You look like a naughty boy. Go to my room!"

    FT.
  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #2
    Almost in the same league as the ones with the text
    "I hate men that stare at my breasts!"

    In equally small print
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      Then there's the classic T-Shirt.

      I'm With Stupid -->
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Byock
        Super MURCer
        • Jul 2000
        • 2328

        #4
        One I like. Shows a big WARNING !! on it, under it says
        "I hit on everything that moves, and is female. If I dont approach you there is only one reason. YOU UGLY!"

        And

        "Your Super Powers can't affect me, I am wearing Tin Foil underwear."

        "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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        • ZokesPro
          Serial Murcerer
          • Sep 2000
          • 8325

          #5
          Originally posted by Byock
          One I like. Shows a big WARNING !! on it, under it says
          "I hit on everything that moves, and is female. If I dont approach you there is only one reason. YOU UGLY!"
          Hehe, I like that one!
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • Ribbit
            Super MURCer
            • Apr 2001
            • 1174

            #6
            I saw one the other day which said, in all capitals as large as would fit: "NOBODY KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN"
            Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.

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